January 30th at 9:04PM

LiveBlog: 9:00 - Note to All Candidates, LEARN ENGLISH!

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I always thought one of the big Republican issues was to get everyone in the U.S. to speak English and make it the national language or something. So why can't any of these candidates get it right?

UNEQUIVICABLY IS NOT A WORD.

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6 Comments

  1. They thought the English were fought off in the battle of independence.

    by andriod February 4th at 11:00AM
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  2. English language = vicissitudinary

    by NVLIBRARYSTAFF February 3rd at 3:30PM
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  3. Childrens do learn American

    by xGoblin013x February 2nd at 9:56PM
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  4. your in america... speak american!

    by Nuclearstorm February 1st at 10:08AM
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  5. Irregardless, the dream of electability could be maximized for each and every candidate if only they would utilize more such faux-latinate utterances.

    by thisniss February 1st at 1:53AM
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  6. You underreestimate the difficultitude of extemporamaneous speechification. And remember... even wanna-be intellectimal pseudo English is vastantially bettertudinous than any foreign non-American type talkin. The Distracted Globe

    by distractedglobe January 31st at 9:29AM
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