Dallas Morning News: Nearly 250 Clickable Rainbow Pens Are at Play in Texas Today

March 4th at 3:24PM

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Frightening news in the world of mind-numbing caucus procedure, today, courtesy of the Clinton campaign, which is sending these combative instructions to its operatives in Texas:

The materials say in part, "DO NOT allow the supporter of another candidate to serve in leadership roles."

It goes on to say, "If our supporters are outnumbered, ask the Temporary Chair if one of our supporters can serve as the Secretary, in the interest of fairness.

"The control of the sign-in sheets and the announcement of the delegates allotted to each candidate are the critical functions of the Chair and Secretary. This is why it is so important that Hillary supporters hold these positions."

This, frankly, is selfish. Even if Hillary supporters manage to get the sign-in sheets, if the Obama campaign gains control of all the nametags and sharpees, there's a chance this grudge match could go all the way to the supply cabinet. And of course, both campaigns share an interest in making sure Mike Gravel doesn't get a hold of a highlighter. Discursive, nonsensical manifestos across America could be at risk.