March 13th at 3:12PM
George W. Bush: Available to Perform at Your Wedding or Bar Mitzvah Beginning in January
With the upcoming wedding of his daughter, President Bush has started working on his comedic material. Yesterday, the President joked...
"I had to face some very difficult spending decisions and I've had to conduct sensitive diplomacy. That's called planning for a wedding."
Good stuff. I'm guessing Bush picked that joke from a bevy of less successful humorisms such as...
"I was reviewing our CIA protocols on torture the other day and all of sudden I was like, hey, they should try picking out invitations!"
"Here's one WMD I could find: the Wedding of MY Daughter, huh?!"
and...
"The only thing harder than making a mockery of our Constitution is picking a band that can play rock and a foxtrot!"
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Can somebody get this asshat off the stage? I don't care if he has another 10 months in office. Just keep him silent and out of the spotlight. That's all I ask.
But for his daughter's sake, lets hope he has more of a plan for the wedding than he did for Iraq. Do we really want psycho binge-drinking Jenna in the news again?