BREAKING: Barack Obama's Website Assassinated
As if we needed another reason to doubt Barack Obama's ability to keep us safe from insomniac Islamofascists, at appears that now he can't even keep his website safe from cyber-terrorists...
A super-secret Wonkette operative informs us that Obama's campaign recently purchased Hope.net and was set to launch the site before getting foiled by MALICIOUS HACKERS."
After getting the domain and setting it up, well...that shit got hacked and they don't know how/why and they can't fix it," our informant writes. After loading, the page displays some Obama-mocking graffiti and all links redirect to Hillary Clinton's site.
The e-surgents who hacked Obama's Hope.com website, splattered the following message in blood (or red pixels, I guess) across an otherwise peaceful image of the candidate and his family...
SPREAD THE WORD! BARACK OBAMA HAS NO SECURITY ON HIS WEBSITE! WILL HIS ADMINISTRATION HAVE NO SECURITY?
A chilling question indeed.
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I LOVE OBAMA N HE IS SO HO TLIKE ME!!!!!IM GAY 2.........SO I HOPE THEY GIVE THAT RITH TO ALL MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!
A Warning for Barack Obama. Concerning your upcoming debates with McCain. Go as the Barack whose white mother comes from Bedford Stuyvesant and whose black father deserted him when he was less than two years old. This is not the debate club. This is not Confirmation class. This is the boxing ring. And best you be a Mohammed Ali. He should have been your first pick as wise advisor, not your dear, if wise, family oriented wife. You tell McCain: I don't believe your prisoner of war shit any more than I believe you didn't have the questions ahead of time. You tell them you don't believe it, Barack, because you have an email from a mathematician who says it was probabilistically and experientially too obvious, the ease with which McCain answered the important first set of questions so presciently perfect.
Our mathematics can also prove that Iraq was an invasion of American Forces, not a coalition, other than in words. And our bio-mathematical analysis also suggests that the conservatives are all perverse homosexual rapists and liars, collectively a Mark Foley, Larry Craig flag-shipped ludicrous bunch of power mad faggots. Cindy McCain is a subordinate fem lesbian. She goes down for the strap-on. Up the ass. It all fits with Cindy's pill popping. Ask her drug rehab psychiatrist. Cindy was an upper class piece of cake for her rich parents who fucked her when she was a child as often happens to daughters in rich families in their having both the requisite perversity and the power to get away with it. Take a second look at this blank eyed plaything who was McCain's mistress while McCain trashed his first wife who waited faithfully for him the five years after McCain's plane was shot down while bombing the life out of a hundred thousand Vietcong women, children and primitive men living in thatched huts whose prime sin in their napalmed life was that they lived in a land that had oil off its shores when the North Vietnamese were kid brothers of our Orwellian foe, the Russians. Or, if your prefer the soapier explanation, McCain's first wife was fucking for other soldiers even before John was shot down. That's as typical for military wives as it is for the daughters of the rich. The military is too powerful in its officer rank to allow for anything vaguely resembling love except in a Ronald Reagan propaganda movie. Contrast to Dwight Eisenhower's love affair with his secretary that had no love in it because our General and President was admittedly impotent. Typical for a Republican. It's the orderliness of living at that level of military hierarchical control that ends freedom. If the soldier's superior officer owns your husband, you're not going to be nice to him? Rape and coercion is the reproductive strategy followed in the military, both heterosexual and homosexual. Yes sir! It's said perfectly in the movie, The Sergeant, starring Rod Steiger, who was never hired again, blacklisted, after he made that piece of truth. McCain ditched his unfaithful whore of a wife. Or alternatively, if she really was June Allison, McCain messed her up bad by sneaking off with another woman, the aforesaid, child molested, Cindy, I like to have my tits pinched by my mother, McCain.
This is a slightly more realistic view than you may have, Barack. Open your eyes to it or otherwise you can kiss your family goodbye. Dukakis's faithful loving wife, Kitty, started taking cough medicine like it was Gator Aide after they lost the election with egg on their faces. It wasn't what the Dukakis's had succeeded at that mattered, Governor of Massachusetts and sparkly wife as presidential candidates. It was what they didn't succeed at that mattered. So Barack, put Michelle's advice aside. And listen to Mohammed Ali, I am the greatest, today. In the next round, kick McCain in the balls. We wrote a letter to your Denver Campaign Coordinator, Victoria Scott-Haynes, whose husband played football for the Denver Broncos, telling Victoria, way back in May, that your just taking the crap, as started in the ABC debate, is deadly. But Victoria and the rest of your campaign are as blind to the reality of the game up at the next level as you are. Your fate, Barack, is as in the movie, Field of Dreams, as the guy who gets one time at bat in the major leagues and strikes out. If you lose, and you are going to if you don't listen up, it will be, as we make clear on our website, your ass strewn across the backboard in a very public way with them waiting down below bucket of tar and basket of chicken feathers in hand.
We say all this scientifically, mathematically. We agree with and actively defend Robert Scheer's insight in the San Francisco Chronicle that Saakashvili and the Georgia war were schemed up intentionally to make McCain look good and fire up his once sputtering campaign and beat you. It's in the SF Chronicle. Obampa Bumpa, you don't get to play it a second time around, dummy. So I suggest you pay attention to the insults hurled at you on http://www.matrix-evolutions.com for being such a chicken shit pretender, when what was expected and is still needed is that you be the fearless, out of the night, super hero leader you once promised to be with your tone and style. You have superior talent. You should be able to beat McCain, an ass fucking, military brat, liar. You think his mother was any less a whore than his wives? And mummy owns her Johnny sonny boy next president like Aunt Tillie owns her aging Labrador Retriever. Barak, baby, promise you will take risk quickly, throw Jesus and Pastor Warren and other rabbit foot superstition out of the car, and know, oh last hope of us all, that you have nothing to lose by completely putting your ass on the line. There is no tomorrow for you, or for the rest of us. Put some truth behind your saxophone. Or toss it into the ocean and step aside and make room for Hillary. While there's still time to repair the huge hole torpedoed into the Democratic Part ship of state, the only Ship of State we have left, because if it goes down, competitive government shifts to the totalitarian, no real opposition, kind, aka, THE END.
Mrs. Ruth and Dr. Peter V. Calabria
God you people are retarded (and I mean no offense to retarded people with the comparison to you). First of all, it's April Fool's day.
Secondly, Obama's campaign wouldn't consciously switch to Hope.net all of a sudden after using BarackObama.com for the first year of the campaign.
As for the commenter who said "Hope for Change" sounds like it's Obama's campaign? Moron. Obama's campaign is "Obama for America."
From HOPE.net just a few months ago: "HOPE stands for Hackers On Planet Earth"
(http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.hope.net)
I thought this sounded like a bogus story when I first read it. If Obama had been using a "hope.com" or "hope.net" I would have heard about it before.
Having read what people have posted about it, it is sounding more like a publicity stunt by a cyber squatter who thinks the time is right for selling a domain name for big $$$.
Not to mention, if you google "hope.net" it only shows up on the second page of search results. If it had been on flyers and tv ads it would be ranking much higher.
So, I'm an Obama voulenteer in PA and I assure you, not a damn thing says hope.net. The only site on all the literature is barackobama.com. Same as in every other primary thus far.
Also, if you do a whois on that doman you see it's owned by someone named Bill Burton. And if you pull the name Bill Burton up on opensecrets.org you see they've maxed out a primary donation to Clinton, come close to maxing out a general election donation, and also donated a good deal of cash to the democratic party of Arkansas despite living in Texas.
So, connect the freaking dots. She might not have requested it be done, but her surrogates and financial backers certainly did.
(oh, and the word on the street in Erie, PA? Senator Clinton... she's not so popular these days. Less so when us Buffalo, NY voulenteers show pictures of the second poorest city in the US and talk about everything she promised us eight years ago in her senate run... when we barely cracked the top-10 poorest list)
I just think its funny that the democrats are busy hacking each others websites instead of putting on a good campaign. just one more reason to vote republican
As stated by others, this site is not and has never been affiliated with the Senator Obama or his campaign. Simple facts, not hearsay: this domain name has been owned by the same entity since May 24, 1994. Its records were updated on March 26 - that means that something like contact information or nameserver information has been changed in the past 5 days.
Any other talk of having received pamphlets for this site would be hearsay at best. It is simple and provable fact that this site is not affiliated with the Obama campaign.
That still doesn't address the TV ads. Are you suggesting a group of hackers paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for TV advertising just to support a hoax?
from whois. check out the domain servers... 216.66.24.2 is the one for the hacker magazine site.
Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
Burton, Bill eq2g65yj3sb@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com
ATTN: HOPE.NET
c/o Network Solutions
P.O. Box 447
Herndon, VA 20172-0447
570-708-8780
Record expires on 25-May-2013.
Record created on 24-May-1994.
Database last updated on 31-Mar-2008 22:53:13 EDT.
Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.HOPE.NET --- 216.66.24.2 ---
NS.NAH6.COM