Alan Keyes Announces Imminent First-Ever Third-Party Presidency
Those Republicans really messed up when they nominated a doddering old Washington insider like McCain, didn't they? Talk about being out of touch. Luckily for all of us, the man who should have been nominated is proving his hard and fast steady steadfastivity and isn't giving up that easily...
Alan Keyes has decided to keep his campaign going as well. He has said that he will be leaving the Republican Party to join the Constitution Party and seek their nomination. Keyes made his best showing in the Republican primaries this year with 1.5% of the vote in the Kansas caucus...
Serves the Republican Party right! If those lumbering elephants weren't smart enough to recognize the spectacular political intellect they had just under their noses (er, trunks, I guess), then they don't deserve to have such a charismatic and effervescent candidate as Alan Lee Keyes as their nominee. They'll be disappointed come November.
Let's face it, when you're as popular and talented as Alan Keyes, you can pretty much write your own ticket; whatever party you join is pretty much ensured to win the White House. So, what about the Constitution Party? The real question is if they deserve a Keyes nomination...
The Constitution Party is strongly anti-war, while Keyes has been a major advocate of U.S. involvement in Iraq and elsewhere. Keyes was also an ambassador to the UN during the Reagan administration, while the Constitution Party wants to pull America out of the organization.
Sure, they're anti-war now. But what will tune will they be playing once Keyes lays on the charm and dishes out his singular powers of persuasion?
I'm betting that pretty soon the Constitution Party will quickly become the Con-Anti-War-Stitution Party, if you know what I mean.
What do you think?
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I agree with Rich, Alan is our best candidate! He will not give up.
He is now running as an Independent! Anyone who truly cares about our republic needs to check out http://www.alankeyes.com.
Seriously, Alan Keyes is the best candidate. I think he can beat Obama this time around.
The dolts at the AK site don't even realize we are lampooning him! AH HAHAHAHAHA
We third parties already have your precious Gravel and Keyes, and it is only a matter of time before we acquire your Paul and Kucinich! How does it feel to have such great presidential candidates leave you ranks? Bwahahaha!
What's happening? This is like some horrible nightmare.