Pledging Allegiance to the United States of Alan Keyes’ America | Indecision2008

April 1st at 10:34AM

Pledging Allegiance to the United States of Alan Keyes' America

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Have you ever stopped to ask yourself: Just what will it take to reclaim America from the Communists and Sodomites? If so, maybe you should read this...

If you are prepared to commit in good faith and with a heart for God's will, you will be like the "mustard seed" Christ spoke of, able to move mountains. Blessed on account of this faith, America's Revival will grow into a mighty grassroots reality, capable of restoring America's allegiance to God, and the connection between our liberties and our respect for His authority as our Creator.

I don't know about you, but I'm dying to be one of those mustard seeds. Mustard seeds happen to be my absolute favorite kind of seed. They've always seemed just a little bit better than sesame seeds and way, way better than those loathsome sunflower seeds. (Sunflower seeds can totally suck it!)

So, what would we need in order to become a majestic mustard seed? Well, for starters, we'd need a president who could...

Appreciate that the single most immoral and catastrophic policy in our nation is tax-funded, legalized abortion -- a policy that utterly disqualifies us from God's protection as a people.

Acknowledge that to merit God's blessings, we must also -- as a nation -- allow and encourage public forms of religious expression, as protected by our Constitution, and not limit religious expression merely to private or personal devotion on an unconstitutional pretext of "separation of church and state."

Defend God-ordained marriage against encroachment by the gay agenda -- taking active measures to stem such encroachment and refusing to capitulate to pressure to do otherwise...

Reject the whole notion of a federal income tax and the very real "tax slavery" it imposes on all Americans -- and replace it with a system such as the "Fair Tax," which does not require the violation of fundamental constitutional rights.

Reject all proposals that amount to amnesty for illegal aliens, and focus American policy instead on securing our borders and enforcing existing immigration laws -- a stance that is vital to countering terrorism and preserving the long-term moral, political, and economic strength of our nation.

I'm sold! I can't stand all of those homosexual, atheist, wetback abortion doctors trying to get at my hard-earned money. So, what now?

THEREFORE, I hereby announce my support for the cause of America's revival, and for ALAN KEYES as the PRESIDENT whose leadership will promote that cause.

All of us signed the Keyes pledge to become Keyestones for a better America. Do you have what it takes to do the same?

What do you think?