April 1st at 10:38AM

The Hand of Keyes

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

We really can't believe this is true. It seems...impossible. But someone just infiltrated our bunker and told us that there are people out there who still aren't supporting Alan Keyes. The only explanation for this is that they haven't felt him yet.

So, in the spirit of true interactivity, InKeyescision proudly presents The Hand of Keyes.

Go ahead, touch it. Put your hand on his. Feel him. That's right. Yeah. Let it in. Let it wash everything else away. Feel the clarity. Feel the sweet, sweet relief.

Everything will be so much easier now.

What do you think?

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