April 17th at 8:44PM

BREAKING: Barack Obama and John Edwards to Join Hillary Clinton on The Colbert Report TONIGHT

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

TheInDecider has just learned that following his wife's appearance on Tuesday night, Barack Obama himself will be making an appearance on tonight's Colbert Report.  As previously announced, Hillary Clinton will also be appearing on the show, which marks his final night on the road in Philadelphia.     

Sources also say that former candidate John Edwards will be making a special appearance tonight.  Is he trying to resuscitate  his campaign via the Colbert Bump?    

Tune in tonight at 11:30 to watch the sparks fly in Pennsylvania, and check back here tonight to let us know how you think the candidates (and former candidate) performed.

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116 Comments
  1. American flag pins are for idiots!

    This generation doesn't sacrifice or even pay for our wars. No, all we do is sport pins and bumper stickers.

    New Rule: Show me a man wearing an American flag pin in his lapel, and I'll show you an asshole. I'm sure there are exceptions, but in general people need to remember that lapels aren't for wearing pins to create the illusion that you're supporting the troops. They're for wearing ribbons to create the illusion that you're helping cure a disease.

    Last week we had the first genuine controversy of the presidential campaign: the shocking news that Barack Obama doesn't wear an American flag lapel pin, so apparently he and America are no longer going steady. "No lapel pin, Senator? It's like not wearing pants. Why don't you just stab the Statue of Liberty in the eye while bitch-slapping a 9/11 widow?" Another in a series of bullshit non-stories that have zero effect on the troops, the war or anything in the real world -- or, as Fox calls it, "Breaking News."

    A reporter in Iowa asked Obama why he doesn't wear the pin and Obama explained that, to him, wearing the pin had come to seem like a "substitute for true patriotism." Bravo, Senator. And then, in yet another shining example of why the media is part of the problem, ABC's Claire Shipman said, "TMI, too much information -- all he had to say was, 'Don't judge me by what I wear, move on.' He played into the idea that he's not ready for prime time."

    What, schoolgirl? "Too much information?" What is she, 12? This is typical press hypocrisy -- they say they want somebody who doesn't give pat political answers, but when they get one, they call him a loser. They say they don't like safe robots like Hillary, but they create conditions where only that species can survive. And they give cover to people like Sean Hannity, who reported on "no pin" gate and then had to call a doctor because his fake outrage hard-on lasted longer than 72 hours.

    Of course, the Republicans are the party of Mark Foley and the Rev. Ted Haggard and Larry Craig and countless other closeted homosexuals, so their fixation on jewelry is understandable, but still ... the flag is just a symbol. You're getting pissy about a brooch, you drama queens, one that was probably made in China. It's probably leaking poison lead on you right now.

    At least that would be some sacrifice, because let's be honest: this generation doesn't do real sacrifice or even pay for our own wars. That's what grandkids are for! No, we do flag pins and bumper stickers. And not even bumper stickers. Bumper magnets. Because stickers are tough to get off, and we may change our mind about never forgetting.

    When I see the little flag right here, the first thing I think is, you voted for, and still like, George Bush, the man who has gotten more troops unnecessarily killed and maimed by failing to plan for their mission, by pushing their units to the breaking point, by letting his corporate enablers like Halliburton, Bechtel and Blackwater rape and pillage not just the Iraqis, but our own army.

    Can you imagine how apoplectic the flag-pin people would be if these same transgressions against the military were being made by Bill Clinton? Oh, who am I kidding? They'd still be obsessing about the blow job.

    Bill Mahar~October 12,2007

    by TJ April 17th at 11:57PM
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  2. Healthcare and jet skis, I think that's the first time I ever clapped at the TV.

    by Laurel April 17th at 11:56PM
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  3. obama is hella boring. im sure it'll help hillary.

    by rick April 17th at 11:54PM
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  4. Here is a thought to ponder....Are the lapel pins of the American Flag that most of congress is wearing (and much of America) actually MADE IN AMERICA??? or are they made in China like eveything else?? Obama is being criticized for not wearing one......I commend him!

    by Bobbie April 17th at 11:46PM
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  5. WTF was that? Didn't even have the guts to sit down and answer questions?? VERY weird. Did SHE write that goofy "skit." She better stick with SNL. In fact, she seemed to think she might be on SNL.

    by pkl560 April 17th at 11:46PM
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  6. Dream Ticket!

    Obama/Colbert 08

    by Janni April 17th at 11:30PM
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  7. Barack will get the bump

    I did a video poll on the street of 40 Philadelphians last week,WE got 75% for Obama over Clinton.See this live clip and you will know why Obama will win

    http://www.babelation.com/?q=node/372

    by Tex April 17th at 11:28PM
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  8. Poor Hillary, She’s so “Out Of Touch” !!!! Fake too!

    by Janni April 17th at 11:28PM
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  9. Obama! Obama! Yes We Can!

    by Kiran April 17th at 11:27PM
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  10. Congratulations Stephen you "got" Barack?

    Tell John Edwards to back Barack!!!

    Barack Rocks 08

    by Janni April 17th at 11:23PM
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