April 21st at 1:21PM

Pennsylvania Polls: Proof that Either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton Will Win by Some Percentage

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Thanks to the relentless efforts of our nation's poll-takers, we're finally getting a read on what will happen during tomorrow's Pennsylvania primary.

Hillary Clinton shows a clear seven-point lead over Barack Obama, unless it's only a five-point lead.

Whoops! Scratch that, it's definitely seven. Seven-point lead for Clinton. No question about it. Wait, seven? Did I say seven? I meant three.

Or, no, ten. That's it, Clinton's ahead by ten percentage points.

Unless she's actually behind by three.

Okay. One of two things is happening here. Either Pennsylvania voters are completely indecisive, or they're so sick of pollsters calling during dinner that they've just decided to mess with our minds.

What do you think is going on? Let's take a poll!

2 Comments
  1. I hope the people of pennsylvania see Obama as I do; an honest trustworthy person with an agenda that has the american people's needs above all else.

    by Nancy April 22nd at 11:09AM
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  2. What the pollsters haven't taken into account are the "unreachable" demographic- the cellphone holders without land lines (who most likely have made up the tremendous influx of new Dems registered.).....don't discount our youth voters- they're our future- not the old timers. Let's get the change started!

    by Karen April 22nd at 12:11AM
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