April 23rd at 9:20AM

Ron Paul Not Last Night's Biggest Loser

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

You know what? Last night, there wasn't only a Democratic primary in Pennsylvania. Sure, the liberal communist Muslim terrorists would like you to believe that, but, oh no. There was a Republican primary, too.

Well, to be fair, it wasn't much of a primary. I mean, the Republicans have already chosen John McCain as their candidate. But that doesn't mean that Democracy should be ignored. Just because it's mathematically impossible for a candidate to win doesn't mean that he can't win.

Stop using logic. And start thinking like Ron Paul...

...Texas Rep. Ron Paul's revolutionaries continue to plug away. With 45% of Pennsylvania's 9,268 precincts reporting, Paul has captured 15% of the vote. He's easily beating former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who has only 12%.

You see that? Ron Paul -- who is still officially a candidiate -- might be a loser, but he's beating that other loser -- the fat Jesus guy, the one who admitted he lost and dropped out -- by three whole percentage points.

The Ron Paul Revolution is still going just as strong as it ever was!

51 Comments
  1. Probably the best "Satire" article that google has ever posted.

    Thanks..

    good times!

    by Gmartine April 23rd at 12:39PM
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