April 23rd at 9:20AM

Ron Paul Not Last Night's Biggest Loser

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

You know what? Last night, there wasn't only a Democratic primary in Pennsylvania. Sure, the liberal communist Muslim terrorists would like you to believe that, but, oh no. There was a Republican primary, too.

Well, to be fair, it wasn't much of a primary. I mean, the Republicans have already chosen John McCain as their candidate. But that doesn't mean that Democracy should be ignored. Just because it's mathematically impossible for a candidate to win doesn't mean that he can't win.

Stop using logic. And start thinking like Ron Paul...

...Texas Rep. Ron Paul's revolutionaries continue to plug away. With 45% of Pennsylvania's 9,268 precincts reporting, Paul has captured 15% of the vote. He's easily beating former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who has only 12%.

You see that? Ron Paul -- who is still officially a candidiate -- might be a loser, but he's beating that other loser -- the fat Jesus guy, the one who admitted he lost and dropped out -- by three whole percentage points.

The Ron Paul Revolution is still going just as strong as it ever was!

51 Comments
  1. Tits? What are those? My Mom forgot to tell me! Aha! Yeah, hers are huge.

    by Jamie May 9th at 8:00AM
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  2. OMG! OMFG! Drew, stop being such an ass.

    by Kathie May 9th at 7:59AM
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  3. She's got nice Tits.

    by Drew May 9th at 7:58AM
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  4. So what? You are surprised that she wants to do someone? What do you expect, she spends half her day here with him around. Like they can't see that we know this? And the Football coach. He wants her too. It is so obvious!

    by Tillie May 9th at 7:57AM
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  5. Yeah, she is hot. But I can't do her. I am a chick. And besides I can totally tell that she is doing that science teacher upstairs. It is so frickin' obvious. Check it out next time you have a class with her. He always makes some excuse to come to her class. They totally flirt!

    by Jamie May 9th at 7:54AM
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  6. Ms. Morrison

    by Drew May 9th at 7:48AM
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  7. You guys are giving me a headache. Change subject! OK! So what teacher would you do if given a chance?

    by Amber May 9th at 7:47AM
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  8. Your Mom knows about sex. Fuck girl. How else could she have you? She just doesn't want to talk about it for some reason. I had to learn everything I knew on the street, or in the movies. I am so fuckin' lucky that I haven't gotten a girl pregnant yet. My Dad would kill me. AND I am sure he would make me take her out and get an abortion. He wants me to work for him one day and run his business. He is anal about me doing things better than he did, making something of myself one day.

    by Drew May 9th at 7:45AM
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  9. Don't tell anyone, and keep this between you and me. I already tried that. He was totally into getting some and well, a girl can get horny too. We tried dry humping for awhile but shit happens. I haven't told my Mom or anyone. She totally knows nothing about sex AND she has never taught me anything either. Except just say "No" She freaks if I am within 2 feet of a guy.

    by Jamie May 9th at 7:40AM
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  10. OMG! Are you saying that you would get an Abortion if you got pregnant? Just say "No" to the asshole that is making his moves.

    by Amber May 9th at 7:34AM
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