Listen, Ladies, John McCain Knows What You Need
Recently a bunch of hormonal Senate Democrats have been pushing for a bill called the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, named for a woman who tried to sue her employer after realizing that male co-workers with less seniority were being paid higher salaries.
But poor Lilly didn't figure this fact out for several years, possibly because she is a girl and girls aren't so good at math, and the Supreme Court decided it was way too late for her to sue. Wah, wah.
Instead of dropping the case and moving on to more urgent matters, like providing safe and effective access to Viagra, some members of Congress decided fair-pay plaintiffs should have more time in which to file suits... as if women need more leeway! Am I right, guys? Give 'em an inch, they'll take a mile and your credit card. Women! Always shopping, with their eighty cents on the dollar.
Anyway, thank goodness for John McCain, who in addition to being a war hero is a real, albeit old, man...
McCain stated his opposition to the bill as he campaigned in rural eastern Kentucky, where poverty is worse among women than men. The Arizona senator said he was familiar with the disparity but that there are better ways to help women find better paying jobs.
"They need the education and training, particularly since more and more women are heads of their households, as much or more than anybody else," McCain said. "And it's hard for them to leave their families when they don't have somebody to take care of them."
That's right! You girls don't need access to the hallowed halls of American jurisprudence -- you'd just clutter them up with your makeup bags, anyway.
What you need is more training, like typing school for example, or maybe some sort of sewing class. Something that could help you earn the degree that will really get you ahead in life: the MRS.
Because once you land yourself a man, you'll have somebody to take care of you... and you can stop worrying your pretty little heads about those strange confusing numbers on your paychecks.
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"They need the education and training, particularly since more and more women are heads of their households, as much or more than anybody else," McCain said. "And it's hard for them to leave their families when they don't have somebody to take care of them."
Education and training???? And if they are lonely and depressed they'll stay at their house???? You know, I would argue very well that the ladies are very good at "training", (wink, wink). And as for the education, well, I don't know about you but if it wasn't for the ladies, Hillary wouldn't still be running.....you know, in a good way, LOL!!!
Sharon, ever gotten a body part stuck in a wringer washer? Now, I don't worship at the altar of any male deity, but it was a man, if I'm not mistaken, who invented the tits-and hands-free-washing-machine apparatus!
Forget bra-burning, forget the sexual revolution!
Women's liberation is about equal PAY for equal WORK! Equal OPPORTUNITY! MORE pay for Seniority!
Gooooooooooo Germaine!!
Did McCain happen to tell us women exactly what we don't need? Let me educate him. McShame for President!
McCain only wants a woman around so he can take out his anger on her by uttering four letter words like c--t. He also needs a woman's inheritance so he can purchase at least 8 new houses. Those women in rural Kentucky should have castrated him!!!But my opinion doesn't matter...after all I'm only a trollop who piles make-up on her face!
Well, shut mah mouth......and ah guess I'd have to since ah wouldn't be able to put food in it anyway.
'scuse me while ah go back to mah ringer washer for a spell before I have to git the Kraft dinner on the table.
Women don't need more money--they look better when they eat less. Go Johnny.
Study hard, go to school, get a better job, still make 80% of a man in the same job, and be grateful, damn it!