May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. And as usual Bill is checking out the chick behind Hillary's back.

    by Mrs. S. Pam (last name withheld for Internet Security Reasons) May 7th at 10:28PM
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  2. Ok, so I am going to goose you. Just to make sure that you are a Man. If you smile and ask for more, I know my answer.

    by Mrs. S. Pam (last name withheld for Internet Security Reasons) May 7th at 10:24PM
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  3. Hillary you are the Tasty and he is the Freeze.
    Two American kids Growin' up Doin', as They Pleeze

    by Keith May 7th at 10:22PM
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  4. “One Night Only… Mellencamp and Menstrualcramp”
    winner.

    by bruce May 7th at 10:18PM
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  5. After the photo op, John admitted to his agent that he was having the "worst hat hair day of my life"...His agent replied "Yeah, I found out why hillary kept goosing you, asking for fast taxi rides, and whispering she felt hot,hot ,hot"..."She thought you were Buster Poindexter".

    by Eric Fogle May 7th at 10:13PM
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  6. Mellencamp then shocked the crowd with a stirring homage to Hillary, taken from one of his own songs, entitled "Our Cuntry."

    by Josh May 7th at 6:26PM
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  7. Well It's not the Presidency, but a win in the 3 legged race is still a win! Now it's on to next picnic

    by Joe Corrao May 7th at 6:15PM
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  8. Proof that we understand very little about the results of a dark matter collision.

    by taladega afternoons May 7th at 5:27PM
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  9. "If elected, we'll buy every American a little pink house!"

    by Shirley Polk May 7th at 5:19PM
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  10. You know that while Hillary and Cougar are basking in the limelight Casanova Bill is behind them making a move on Mellencamps much hotter and less bitchy wife.

    by Punditphoelia May 7th at 4:36PM
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