May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. Seen in the background, Bill makes his move on Mellencamp's wife, model Elaine Irwin Mellencamp. He'd practiced his 'Hurts So Good' line all day.

    by flobbygoat May 5th at 1:52PM
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  2. Mellencamp, a lifelong tea-totaler, rethinks his drinking decisions after meeting Hillary.

    by flobbygoat May 5th at 1:45PM
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  3. The Indiana rocker realizes he should have just done an event for Obama after Hillary tells him how much she likes his song, 'Born In the USA.'

    by flobbygoat May 5th at 1:43PM
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  4. Ladies and gentlemen, the Devil and her puffiest minion.

    by almosthuman May 5th at 1:35PM
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  5. Accustomed to unwanted advances, Mellencamp's wife, model Elaine Irwin-Mellencamp, could sense the approach of the predator stalking from her right.

    by flobbygoat May 5th at 1:29PM
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  6. Hillary unveils her new "rock the irrelevant vote" campaign strategy.

    by almosthuman May 5th at 1:22PM
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  7. I can't tell the difference who's hilary and who's John ?

    by Customer May 5th at 1:19PM
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  8. "Now smile and try to look sober"

    by flangelica May 5th at 1:14PM
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  9. A sight that was sure to strike terror in the hearts of the refined, the educated and the discerning.

    by uncle salty May 5th at 1:09PM
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  10. Hillary Clinton makes campaign stop at rock and roll wax museum in an apparent ploy to win over Indiana voters.

    by mtndc May 5th at 12:50PM
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