May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. Showing the depths of her inability to relate to the times, Hillary misinterprets a staffer's comment that young male voters find appeal in a cougar.

    by Eric Luchs May 5th at 3:33PM
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  2. Hillary announces her November ticket:
    Clinton-Mellencamp, after all the others refused.

    by daringtexan May 5th at 2:57PM
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  3. Hillary announces her November ticket- Clinton-Mellencamp. Vice Presidents don't really do anything, anyway.

    by daringtexan May 5th at 2:56PM
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  4. From being with Willie Nelson and Neil Young to this, John Mellencamp ponders what the hell went wrong in his life.

    by flasunbum May 5th at 2:41PM
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  5. Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp never realized they had been posed for the next "Where Are They Now" photo archive.

    by weatherman45 May 5th at 2:35PM
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  6. At a recent fundraiser, John Mellencamp finds Hillary Clintons "Tickle Button".

    by Caspernkmc May 5th at 2:30PM
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  7. After many failed attempts of seperation, Hillary finally allows her parasitic twin to have his fifteen minutes.

    by Caspernkmc May 5th at 2:28PM
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  8. Mellencamp, who often refers to himself as the 'Little Bastard,' finally meets his female counterpart.

    by flobbygoat May 5th at 2:16PM
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  9. Mellencamp thought 3 nights in the Lincoln bedroom was a fair trade. 5 nights was tempting but the stipulation that 'Bill could watch' was a deal breaker.

    by flobbygoat May 5th at 2:04PM
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  10. Mellencamp and his wife were looking forward to 'doing it' in the Lincoln bedroom.

    by flobbygoat May 5th at 1:59PM
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