May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. I see your Springsteen and raise you a Mellencamp. If my Michigan Bob Seger vote counted, as it should, I'd be the winner.

    by Drewcypher May 5th at 7:22PM
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  2. One achieved maximum popularity in 1992 with a combination of populist rhetoric and tough-guy image. The other is John Mellencamp.

    by Drewcypher May 5th at 7:14PM
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  3. Nation stunned as bizarre truth is revealed; Hillary Clinton is actually a large, distracting hand puppet created by republicans and operated by washed up sympathizers.

    by flangelica May 5th at 7:13PM
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  4. Mellencamp hasn't been this close to a Cougar since he gave up his stage name.

    by andy May 5th at 6:22PM
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  5. No Hil..Its a little "ditty" bout Jack and Diane...not Ti&*y....

    by Jenifer Wilde May 5th at 6:05PM
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  6. "Jeez Hillary, is that really your ass or are you wearing a few pounds of cottage cheese in there?

    by flasunbum May 5th at 5:57PM
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  7. Little does Hillary know that the wave Mellencamp just gave was the signal to the ninja in the rafters above them.

    by MikakoNagamine May 5th at 5:52PM
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  8. Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp happily proclaim the success of their internet "Swingers" site, as their significant others get more acquainted behind their backs.

    by MikakoNagamine May 5th at 5:48PM
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  9. In a bold move to win both Mellencamp fan's votes and Conjoined twin's votes Hillary Clinton had John Mellencamp sewn onto her.

    by MikakoNagamine May 5th at 5:35PM
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  10. John, I hate to ask this but, if you do that song, could you sing it as 'little pink testicular houses'?

    by fedup2 here May 5th at 4:04PM
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