Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp
Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
I see your Springsteen and raise you a Mellencamp. If my Michigan Bob Seger vote counted, as it should, I'd be the winner.
One achieved maximum popularity in 1992 with a combination of populist rhetoric and tough-guy image. The other is John Mellencamp.
Nation stunned as bizarre truth is revealed; Hillary Clinton is actually a large, distracting hand puppet created by republicans and operated by washed up sympathizers.
Mellencamp hasn't been this close to a Cougar since he gave up his stage name.
No Hil..Its a little "ditty" bout Jack and Diane...not Ti&*y....
"Jeez Hillary, is that really your ass or are you wearing a few pounds of cottage cheese in there?
Little does Hillary know that the wave Mellencamp just gave was the signal to the ninja in the rafters above them.
Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp happily proclaim the success of their internet "Swingers" site, as their significant others get more acquainted behind their backs.
In a bold move to win both Mellencamp fan's votes and Conjoined twin's votes Hillary Clinton had John Mellencamp sewn onto her.
John, I hate to ask this but, if you do that song, could you sing it as 'little pink testicular houses'?