May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. Announcing the Rodham-Clinton Couger-Mellencamp ticket!

    by SwingVoterIllinois May 6th at 12:54PM
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  2. As Bill approached the lady in the red coat with "That Look" in his eyes, Hillary had only seconds to distract the reporters' cameras from what she knew would follow. At her sharp word of command, John Mellencamp sprang to her side, instantly creating the "Celebri-screen" formation that they had practiced so many times for just this sort of occasion.

    by Frank May 6th at 12:21PM
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  3. Obama got Stevie Wonder, and all my staff could find was this loser?

    by Van Dame-age May 6th at 12:06PM
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  4. Come on, Hillary! Make these primaries hurt so good!

    Whatever the crap that means... I need a drink!

    by Van Dame-age May 6th at 12:03PM
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  5. She's promising little pink houses for you and me!

    by Carol May 6th at 11:20AM
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  6. Hillary, get your hand off my ass. You're not president yet!

    by beatingaroundthebush May 6th at 11:06AM
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  7. I need more beer - I can still see her.

    by obamagramma May 6th at 4:22AM
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  8. Dang it, John, I said we're going for BLUE collars!

    by SirMarksalot May 6th at 12:14AM
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  9. I know I'm not gonna win, I just love getting all this attention. *girly giggle* I feel just like a movie star!

    by hahahahaha May 5th at 9:53PM
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  10. Campaigning on the road John bit into more than he could chew, he's still tired from answering phone calls at 3 a.m.

    by awesome May 5th at 8:34PM
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