Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

May 5th at 10:51AM

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

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Whoa! She's got a good, firm grip...on my ASS!

by Blue Hope Indy May 6th at 6:18PM
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What do you think of the new First Gentleman?

by SirMarksalot May 6th at 5:22PM
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Bye guys! We're off to take care of my little pink house!

by Tujiro May 6th at 5:16PM
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This historic meeting marks first time the term "Cougar" has ever been used in conjunction with Hillary Clinton.

by Fedora May 6th at 4:43PM
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The two cougars signal they're ready to mate...

by Rathskeller May 6th at 4:08PM
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Hillary finally reveals her siamese twin, John Mellencap.
Mcain responds to Hillary: "Go F@#ck yourself!"

by Garretto May 6th at 4:06PM
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Hillary lost the rest of the youth vote when she and John Mellencamp won a Rolling Stones lookalike contest.

by weatherman45 May 6th at 2:37PM
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Hillary thinks: I am so rich.
John thinks: I am so rich.

by Johnny Obama May 6th at 2:34PM
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Let's send Obama off on a llama
He's not our Mama.
He can't Wright a wrong
He waited waaay too long!

Hillz got the skillz
It gives me the chillz
As a bonus we get Mr Billz
Obama's a fish that got no gillz!

by Julz Rulz May 6th at 1:31PM
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Hillary: "Hot damn! I got to meet John "Trouble No More" Mellencamp!!"

John: "Hot damn!! I am so glad I'm not in politics!!"

by Jen May 6th at 12:54PM
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