Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp
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No... Tell Bill's date, I am sorry, but I can not sing born in the U.S.A.... She's thinking of someone else, and I don't think it's appropriate..
"I heard that Jon was Gay?", "Just wave and smile and no one will notice it or question it"
Ok... If I can have Vince Foster's old office... I'll join your band of merry men.
"waving good buy to sanity" too funny!! Well done!!
Upon a meeting with John Mellencamp, Hillary Clinton decided to officially change her name to Hillary Cougar Clinton. This did not last , however, as she changed her name back to Hillary Clinton the following day.
John Mellencamp suffers from conjoined twin myslexia.
Two people who wish their careers were still relevant.
Hillary announces collaboration with John Mellencamp on campaign spot titled, "Lil Ditty 'bout Bombin' Iran."
Hillary sweeps the Indiana primary with a total of 62% of the votes. She gives credit for the big win to her last minute announcement that Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp will be her running mate. They plan to celebrate their win in November by painting the White House 52 shades of pink. : )
Mellencamp appeared pensive as the pair stood and waived goodbye to sanity.