May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. No... Tell Bill's date, I am sorry, but I can not sing born in the U.S.A.... She's thinking of someone else, and I don't think it's appropriate..

    by Les May 7th at 3:22AM
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  2. "I heard that Jon was Gay?", "Just wave and smile and no one will notice it or question it"

    by Tiffany May 7th at 3:18AM
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  3. Ok... If I can have Vince Foster's old office... I'll join your band of merry men.

    by Les May 7th at 3:11AM
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  4. "waving good buy to sanity" too funny!! Well done!!

    by Les May 7th at 3:05AM
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  5. Upon a meeting with John Mellencamp, Hillary Clinton decided to officially change her name to Hillary Cougar Clinton. This did not last , however, as she changed her name back to Hillary Clinton the following day.

    by Brian May 6th at 10:49PM
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  6. John Mellencamp suffers from conjoined twin myslexia.

    by Hugh Jass May 6th at 10:41PM
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  7. Two people who wish their careers were still relevant.

    by depalma13 May 6th at 9:40PM
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  8. Hillary announces collaboration with John Mellencamp on campaign spot titled, "Lil Ditty 'bout Bombin' Iran."

    by Tess May 6th at 8:03PM
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  9. Hillary sweeps the Indiana primary with a total of 62% of the votes. She gives credit for the big win to her last minute announcement that Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp will be her running mate. They plan to celebrate their win in November by painting the White House 52 shades of pink. : )

    by Susan Marie May 6th at 7:43PM
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  10. Mellencamp appeared pensive as the pair stood and waived goodbye to sanity.

    by hester May 6th at 6:40PM
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