Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp
Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
C'mon Mellencamp. Don't you multitask? Can't you smile and wave at the same time?
After losing a Super Bowl wager with Willie Nelson, Mellencamp pays his debt. Mellencamp said, "this is far worse than the year Willie lost and had to do a Taco Bell commercial."
Jackie and Diane...three decades later..".Life goes on long after the thrill of livin is gone"
Many questions are still unanswered as scientists unveil the startling result of the experiment which linked the DNA of a shrew and cougar. We were not “aiming for hilarity” claims BAAS professor, Hilt. A formal apology is expected.
Playing on the "gas tax holiday" momentum, Hillary met with campaign advisor Mellenkamp, promising a pony for every child, world peace, and the temporary suspension of the time-space continuum.
What Hillary doesn't realize is that this isn't really John Cougar Mellencamp. It's really just a guy Hillary found at a local bar.
"Are you getting as much satisfaction out of this as I am?", "I am grabbing your ass aren't I?"
Who is the puppet and who is the puppet master? (hint, look for the one with his lips that are sealed!)
He said read my lips? I say, "Read my hand!" Ahahahahaa..... oh wait, I don't believe in that sort of thing.
High Five! We just made a blond joke together!