May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. C'mon Mellencamp. Don't you multitask? Can't you smile and wave at the same time?

    by mad maggie May 7th at 1:08PM
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  2. After losing a Super Bowl wager with Willie Nelson, Mellencamp pays his debt. Mellencamp said, "this is far worse than the year Willie lost and had to do a Taco Bell commercial."

    by flobbygoat May 7th at 1:06PM
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  3. Jackie and Diane...three decades later..".Life goes on long after the thrill of livin is gone"

    by mad maggie May 7th at 1:05PM
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  4. Many questions are still unanswered as scientists unveil the startling result of the experiment which linked the DNA of a shrew and cougar. We were not “aiming for hilarity” claims BAAS professor, Hilt. A formal apology is expected.

    by Group Dubbya Bench May 7th at 12:29PM
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  5. Playing on the "gas tax holiday" momentum, Hillary met with campaign advisor Mellenkamp, promising a pony for every child, world peace, and the temporary suspension of the time-space continuum.

    by JWilson May 7th at 11:20AM
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  6. What Hillary doesn't realize is that this isn't really John Cougar Mellencamp. It's really just a guy Hillary found at a local bar.

    by daringtexan May 7th at 10:07AM
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  7. "Are you getting as much satisfaction out of this as I am?", "I am grabbing your ass aren't I?"

    by Mick May 7th at 3:53AM
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  8. Who is the puppet and who is the puppet master? (hint, look for the one with his lips that are sealed!)

    by Hank May 7th at 3:50AM
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  9. He said read my lips? I say, "Read my hand!" Ahahahahaa..... oh wait, I don't believe in that sort of thing.

    by Shirley May 7th at 3:45AM
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  10. High Five! We just made a blond joke together!

    by Dagwood May 7th at 3:28AM
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