Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp
Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
michelle-O wins, no need for a vote
"One Night Only... Mellencamp and Menstrualcramp"
When you lash out at Clinton, she strikes back with deadly force; She’s all BOOM! Texas and then SMACK! Rev. Wright and then POW! Mellencamp!!
"Go ahead and celebrate now Hillary, But remember we had a deal if I swung Indiana for you. The sheep costume is in the barn, I'll meet you there at 10:30."
"Go ahead and celebrate now Hillary, but remember we had deal if I swung Indiana for you. The Sheep costume is in the barn, I'll meet you there at 10:30."
Grafted at the waist, Hillary and John disagree on which hand will be used to wipe.
Hillary's smile quickly vanished when John launched into her new campaign theme song, "You Can't Always Get What You Want".
Quickly forgetting the advice of the talking ATM machine at 3 in the morning. "You're too drunk, and she's too ugly"
Botox appears to affect men & women differently...
Mellencamp pays his debt after losing a Super Bowl wager to Willie Nelson.