May 5th at 10:51AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please caption this photo of John Mellencamp and Hillary Cougar Clinton:

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Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

138 Comments
  1. michelle-O wins, no need for a vote

    by Punditphoelia May 7th at 4:33PM
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  2. "One Night Only... Mellencamp and Menstrualcramp"

    by michelle-O May 7th at 3:50PM
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  3. When you lash out at Clinton, she strikes back with deadly force; She’s all BOOM! Texas and then SMACK! Rev. Wright and then POW! Mellencamp!!

    by taladega afternoons May 7th at 3:40PM
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  4. "Go ahead and celebrate now Hillary, But remember we had a deal if I swung Indiana for you. The sheep costume is in the barn, I'll meet you there at 10:30."

    by flasunbum May 7th at 3:01PM
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  5. "Go ahead and celebrate now Hillary, but remember we had deal if I swung Indiana for you. The Sheep costume is in the barn, I'll meet you there at 10:30."

    by flasunbum May 7th at 2:51PM
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  6. Grafted at the waist, Hillary and John disagree on which hand will be used to wipe.

    by marty May 7th at 2:25PM
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  7. Hillary's smile quickly vanished when John launched into her new campaign theme song, "You Can't Always Get What You Want".

    by weatherman45 May 7th at 1:32PM
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  8. Quickly forgetting the advice of the talking ATM machine at 3 in the morning. "You're too drunk, and she's too ugly"

    by Mrs. S. Pam (last name withheld for Internet Security Reasons) May 7th at 1:31PM
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  9. Botox appears to affect men & women differently...

    by mad maggie May 7th at 1:13PM
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  10. Mellencamp pays his debt after losing a Super Bowl wager to Willie Nelson.

    by flobbygoat May 7th at 1:10PM
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