May 8th at 12:04PM

Mike Gravel Just Wants Someone (Like Obama Girl) to Love Him

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

In his latest video opus, Democratic Libertarian wingnut Mike Gravel does three things no white-haired man should ever do: he tries to rap, he tries to do the Soulja Boy dance and he tries to get the nubile young Obama Girl to make out with him.

Needless to say, he fails on all counts. But give the ol' coot points for effort, okay? When's the last time someone made you a heart-shaped balloon sculpture?


 

MC Gravel-a-Hellacopter may not be ready for a record deal, but I think he's stepping up his game.

12 Comments
  1. MIKE GRAVEL MASS DONATION DAY ON MAY 13TH!

    It's Mike Gravel's birthday, so give him a present and donate!

    http://www.gravel2008.us/donate_now

    by Ross May 11th at 12:20AM
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  2. Gravel is a nice guy who speaks the truth, what is so crazy about that except in the eyes of many they see liars as winners and cool, meanwhile honest forthright people are seen as weak. MLK would have been Gravels ally and Gravel is really Obamas ally because OBama can not make any real change unless he turns to solutions that Gravel proposes. Gravel is a renaissance man and unlike the founding fathers he has real solutions for afro americans as well as caucasian americans who need healthcare, prison and drug reform, and education reform, this is real meat not fluff like all the others.
    Take Gravel seriously obviously Obama girl has and she is like a joan of arc of sorts, there is some sense there.

    by paul May 10th at 8:53AM
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  3. @mad maggie - You are SO wrong. That is NOT his only claim to fame. You should read more. He also: 1) read the pentagon papers into the public record at risk of being arrested so that the public would know we were lied to to go into Vietnam (sound familiar?); 2) He was a key reason the Alaska Pipeline was built, 20% of our oil supply today; 3) He was behind nearly every piece of environmental legislation in the 70's; 4) He was instrumental in getting nuclear testing stopped in the Pacific; 5) He has military background - yet you call him unpatriotic? Huh?

    And, the rest of you? You have no sense of humor.

    Gravel RULES!

    by DebbieKat May 9th at 9:57PM
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  4. Where's Ventura? He'd beat all their asses.

    by DrSanity May 8th at 11:16PM
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  5. That was a classic.
    The two crazy guys running, Paul and Gravel, are probably right about what to do with this country. Unfortunately, nobody votes for the people the media doesnt support.

    by xGoblin013x May 8th at 5:22PM
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  6. You can't front on Mike G.

    by mahkiavelli May 8th at 4:27PM
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  7. Gravel's only claim to fame: He filibustered the draft to get it revoked. In my opinion, one of the most unpatriotic events in this country's history(in contention with the Iraq War)! Doesn't he know that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?

    by mad maggie May 8th at 3:33PM
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  8. http://www.gravel2008.us

    by Ross May 8th at 3:12PM
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  9. I enjoyed that a hell of a lot more than the 5 minutes of stink eye followed by trowing a rock in the lake commercial. Hell, if he had done this video three months ago, he might have a delegate by now.

    by bearness May 8th at 12:44PM
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  10. Oh God, someone remove that image now! It burns us....

    by daringtexan May 8th at 12:22PM
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