May 9th at 4:37PM

John McCain Action Figures Now Available at Your Local Obscure Corner of the Internet

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Just on a lark, I did a quick Google search to see if these existed. As it turns out...

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Courtesy of HeroBuilders. Endowing septuagenarian public servants with huge plastic pecs since 2008.

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6 Comments
  1. er, I mean, Action Figure.

    by dmax May 12th at 4:35AM
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  2. Whaddaya wanna bet that if Hillary gets the nomination they dress this same doll up in a yellow pantsuit?

    by dmax May 12th at 4:33AM
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  3. I've got a Barbie that would do him.

    by Serenity May 11th at 8:35PM
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  4. ROFLMAO!!!
    Yes, I know how old and frail McShame is. But I think he's evenly matched with an old, drunken, out-of-shape, former coke addict.

    by daringtexan May 10th at 3:26PM
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  5. LMAO

    You do know that McLame is about 5 foot nothing and couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag, right?

    Should have said "Old senile sell-out has-been public servant with huge shoulder pads since 2001."

    Here's a better McInsane doll:

    http://www.collectorsconnection.com/imagesh2/42a814.jpg

    by Mac is Whack May 9th at 5:37PM
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  6. That action figure looks eerily similar to Stone Cold Steve Austin, without the beard. I think it would be great to see a grudge match on "Raw" between McCain and Bush.

    by daringtexan May 9th at 4:47PM
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