May 9th at 11:39AM

Rob Riggle Offers Tips to Dig Obama Out of First Place Hole

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Mr. Obama, if you're listening, Rob Riggle has some actionables you should consider queuing up tout de suite:

Just how much further can the Clinton camp jam a wedge among the party faithful?

31 Comments
  1. Googdbye Hill-a-ry
    Though I never knew you at all
    You had the grace to stick about
    While those around you groaned
    They crawled out from Capitol Hill
    And they whispered into your brain
    They set you off NAFTA
    And they made you change your stance

    And it seems to me you lived your life
    Like a pigeon in a storm
    Never knowing what to do
    When a black man came along
    And I would have liked to know you
    But you always lied
    Your integrity burned out long ago
    Your defeat never will

    Selling out was tough
    The toughest lie you ever told
    Washington creating a grinch
    And Monica was the price you paid
    Even when you lied
    Oh the press still hounded you
    All the papers had to say
    Was that there were no snipers in Bosnia

    Goodbye Hill-a-ry
    From the young man in the 22nd congressional district
    Who sees you as something more than deceptive
    More than just our cheated first lady

    XX - In loving memory of HRC

    by Tom C May 10th at 7:02AM
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  2. Clinton is now working for the Obama camp. She is prepping the american public for what McCain and the GOP will try and use against Obama. She is blowing the 'white' horn so loudly, come Nov. no one will be able to hear it. This effect can be quantified in the realm of the political arena by the following equation. Every talking point has an 'affect' which is proportional to its life span and its 'loudness'

    A=T*L; where A=affect, T=Time and L=loudness
    therefore T=A/L

    since A effects a human population it has a finite limit after which resistance to the affect builds up. So you need a larger [L] for the desired effect. Since [L] is a human limitation; once A(max) is reached A comes into decline and approaches A(0)

    This is known a Max's law of political affect. A recent example of this was the 'outbreak' of Jeremiah Wrighteousness... A(max) was achieved quickly by a very large [L] there by reducing the 'T' interval required for achieving A(0) as witnessed by the close loss in Indiana

    by Maximegalon May 10th at 1:06AM
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  3. A couple of you need to get a grip.

    John pokes fun at ANYONE who does something stupid in the political arena.

    It's just been Hillary's turn of late is all.

    Sit back and laugh. The comedy is there to take the edge off of the truly tragic state of our union.

    by Ender May 9th at 10:20PM
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  4. Do people realize this is the COMEDY CENTRAL website?

    by obamagramma May 9th at 8:38PM
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  5. THE STATE OF OUR UNION DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO FOR AN APPRENTICE! MY OWN PATY'S DELEGATES ARE SHOCKING AND DISTURBING ME ! HAS EVEYONE LOST THEIR MINDS FROM TOO MUCH REALITY TV?!I am of racialy mixed backround African american and caucasion, 42 years young and have a 22yr old son attending American university in DC and a 19 year old attending college as well. The most profound change in my life that enabled this single mother (myself) to raise my amazing american boys to "be all that they can be!" was a CLINTON in The White House! I do believe Obahma owes them such gratitude as well. I have been waiting PAINFULLY long for Hillary to run and find it shocking that delegates would consider anyone else at this grave and desperate moment of need in or beloved country. Popularity contests are for highschool! This is THE STATE OF OUR UNION we're talking about! Hillary WILL BE READY ON DAY ONE! SHES BEEN READY FOR YEARS!Obahma's "following" WILL follow Hillary should she be nominated -but I must say- I may go republican for 4 years without Hillary...because my party has me loosing faith in its delegate's strength, fearlesness and honesty. This is no time for electing someone who would be completely vulnerable to any and everything tossed his way. What our FIRST LADY has dedicated her life to and EXPERIENCED throughout OUR FORMER PRESIDENTS terms provides UNMATCH EXPERIENCE and untouchable "KNOW-HOW" to get our country back to being OUR AMERICA! I would not let a person run my household simply because they were "new and had a dynamic personality"...nor would I choose the most popular kid on the block to "change and manage my bank acccount!" I want successful EXPERIENCED managers who've "been round the block!" WE ALL DO! Enough with the race ruccus already. ITS HILLARY ...OR I'LL WAIT OUT THIS RIDICULOUS NEXT FOUR YEARS THAT I'LL LABBEL " THE TIME DEMOCRATES WENT MTV!" Quite ashamed , at this moment, of a party I believed in once upon a time...
    Best Regards.
    A Black -N- White Woman

    by Renee Harris May 9th at 6:15PM
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  6. She is looking and sounding more and more like a female and less like a candidate. She gripping and nagging and complaining. We have seen the tears. What happens if she does become President? Oops The first man?

    She is dead set on turning race into what the sixities was like. Now she is for the good old blue collar workers. Now she allwhite, not before those turn coat urban blacks decide to have some faith and ethnic pride that a man of color could unite all people. Not if Hillary has the last word. I am praying for her, I did like her but I see your true color shining through!

    by skyron May 9th at 5:31PM
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  7. Clinton quotes an AP story and again she gets bad press - what a shock. She stated a fact in response to a question in an interview - that those groups have been some of her current supporters. How many people think it is racist when 90% of Black people have recently been supporting Obama? This primary is RIDICULOUS!!!

    by Christine May 9th at 4:03PM
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  8. I can't really believe that after this statement that she can still be in the race. They need to just run her off the ticket. Heck she is reminding me more of George Bush every day. He is the only person in America that thinks we still need to be in Iraq and She is the only person that thinks she still has a shot at winning the nomination. She is just like President Bush in the mentality department she says I am right and everyone else is wrong and if you don't believe me just ask me.

    by Confused Steve May 9th at 3:29PM
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  9. I thought Riggle was making fun of Hillary's notion that she is "more electable" despite the fact that she is losing in states, popular vote, and delegates. It was Hillary, herself, who said she had the support of less educated whites.

    by bearness May 9th at 3:15PM
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  10. thats great! What better to save her failing campaign than a last minute bumbling unfortunately worded phone interview, you never cease to lose my respect Hillary.

    by umber May 9th at 3:14PM
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