May 9th at 11:39AM

Rob Riggle Offers Tips to Dig Obama Out of First Place Hole

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Mr. Obama, if you're listening, Rob Riggle has some actionables you should consider queuing up tout de suite:

Just how much further can the Clinton camp jam a wedge among the party faithful?

31 Comments
  1. I have been a hard working individual since i as 12 years old, I have no college degree yet somehow I feel much more knowledgable and wiser than Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. I have never supported her or her husband in any fashion since neither one can be honest about themselves or their intentions for this nation in the future. I take it as an insult for her to assume that the working...hard working class of this nation who havent attended college support her as a whole. Be it a statistical truth in one small region where the poll was taken or not, the majority of my friends and family do not support her or any other presidential canidate that has the potential to be on the November ballot. In my honest opinion, none of the people who ever run for office know what it is to be a normal or middle class working "stiff". We are the people who truly keep this great country going and we WILL still be here after you are long and forgotten Mrs. Clinton. To you Hillary i have one body part that holds its highest regard....my middle finger......

    by Brian C. Smith May 12th at 6:49AM
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  2. You know, it just occurred to me that Hillary's political career is over if she doesn't whole heartedly campaign for Obama. He's got millions of supporters who would be so pissed off that any democrat who challenged her senate seat in NY would get flooded with cash. Even if she does go full tilt for Barack, if her base doesn't turn out in the general election for Obama she's still toast. Her political survival depends on Obama winning the general election. I suppose she could always team up with Ralph Nader. Joe Lieberman just may get to move up a notch in the party ranks.

    by dmax May 12th at 5:45AM
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  3. the HILL may be steep.......but AiRY at the top
    the ROaD may be long........full of HAMpered holes to stop

    do not CLINg to yesterday....the TONality will guide our way

    music sweet to our ears.......dare not shed bitter tears
    our voice be heard throughout the years...
    VICTORY, VICTORY, VICTORY.....a WISE uneducated white woman.

    Hear me rrrrrrrroooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrr......go Hillary!!!!!!!!!

    by Grammaw in Kentucky May 12th at 1:51AM
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  4. Hey - Have you all seen this from YouTube? It's great.

    http://3trillion.org/

    Comedy rules!

    by Lizzie Lapof May 12th at 12:06AM
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  5. it seems like every four years the democrats are a lock to win in november... And then it seems they always find some way to screw it up.. Is Hillary serious? She should swallow her pride and back Obama..

    by therepublic May 10th at 8:31PM
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  6. Dear Jon,

    You are so Hot. You are what keeps me coming back to this site. I would do you if you weren't gay.

    I heart Jon Stewart. And would LOVE to be President of his Fan Club. Who else is up for nomination for this thing?

    by Serenity May 10th at 6:49PM
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  7. Who wants another presidential Whitewater scandal? Does the country really want to end up like Vincent Foster?

    by Randy Williams May 10th at 6:31PM
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  8. She's a fighter and wont quit until McCain is President.

    by John May 10th at 6:25PM
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  9. Hillary. Sit down and shut up already!

    by Jelissa May 10th at 4:29PM
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  10. Let me see if we have this right. Mrs. Clinton will be Ready to Lead on Day One; but was not ready to run a campaign successfully when she has had experience doing it for 30+ years; makes tactical errors that are fundamental in running any political campaign by failing to take her opposition seriously and has failed to manage her campaign finances responsibly by hiring over-paid Washington insiders. Her supporters called foul (and worse) when she allowed herself to get blind-sided by a younger black man with no judgment or experience from Chicago. Mrs. Clinton has sound judgment but promotes a gas tax vacation that will not save me enough to get a new front alignment after I hit the potholes that won't get repaired; and votes for a war that cost us $900,000,000,000 (that's 900 billion - I think). But, and here is the good part...I will vote for her because I am an uneducated hard-working white woman...and she is an uneducated hard-working white woman. So I suppose an uneducated (hard-working) white woman could easily confuse offering solutions with offering slurs. Yes! I think I've got it! Okay. Thanks! I think I've answered my own questions. Wait. One more question. Should I not support the black guy because he out- smarted her, out-campaigned her, out-organized her, out-fund raised her...or should I just not vote for him because he's black?

    by Ruby from Idaho May 10th at 11:12AM
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