May 9th at 6:00PM

YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton and John Mellencamp

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Please pick your favorite caption for this picture of Hillary Clinton and John Rodham Mellencamp!

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  1. Dearest Hillary,

    My husband and I are enclosing five hundred imaginary dollars for use in your campaign. What better way to shore up imaginary support than with imaginary dollars.

    Sincerely,

    Bobo and Natasha
    Bronyx Zoo, NYC

    by kia May 29th at 6:47PM
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  2. Dearest Hillary,

    My mate and I are enclosing five hundred imaginary dollars for use in your campaign. What better way to shore up imaginary support than with imaginary dollars.

    Your imaginary supporter,

    Bobo and Natasha
    Bronyx Zoo, NYC

    by kia May 29th at 6:46PM
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  3. Dear FRIENDS,

    Have you seen the general election polls lately? They consistently show that we'll beat John McCain in November. In a national head-to-head match and in the critical swing states, the numbers show I'm the best candidate to take back the White House for Democrats.

    That is why it's critical that we stay in this race and keep fighting for every last vote. We can win the nomination if we extend our popular vote lead, and that means putting everything we have into the final races. With just a few days before the voters in Puerto Rico head to the polls, our campaign is working hard -- and your support is making the difference.

    Every vote matters. I need you to help today and join our matching program. When you give today, a supporter will match your contribution and double its impact,

    Contribute today to have twice the impact on the final primary races.

    In the past 24 hours, thousands of you have given generously to our campaign, and I'm so delighted to see your incredible commitment.

    With your help, we're going to keep driving forward to victory, and there's no better time to help than right now. By making a contribution today, you'll double your impact when your gift is matched.

    Contribute today, and your gift will be matched.

    Thank you for putting your heart and spirit into this campaign. I couldn't do it without you.

    Sincerely,

    Hillary Rodham Clinton

    FRIEND OF HILLARY CLINTON
    M WAHEED JADOON
    WORLD DEMOCRACY MEDIA GROUP
    NEW YORK

    by REHANA KHATOON May 29th at 6:26PM
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  4. Dang it Bill, why do you have to go begging for money right in the middle of our caption contest? And don't you come near me with that thing, this is a NEW dress and I'm not gonna go through all that shit again.

    by Monica May 10th at 6:59PM
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  5. Dear Friends

    I want to tell you about the day I had on Monday. I stopped in nine
    towns throughout North Carolina, starting the day at 7:30 a.m. in
    Elizabeth City and ending with a rally in Raleigh. That's the most
    stops I've ever done in a single day -- for any campaign. And I
    couldn't be happier to work that hard for Hillary.

    I talked to a lot of people that day, and one thing was crystal clear
    -- people want Hillary to stay in this race until every last voter has
    a say. That's why Hillary and I are working so hard. That's why we've
    made a deep commitment to keep campaigning, keep fighting, and keep
    winning.

    We have had a lot of success in this campaign, and our come-from-
    behind victory in Indiana is the latest example of how Hillary wins
    when she has your support behind her. As long as you share her
    commitment to winning, this race is going to continue.

    Our next test is just five days away in West Virginia. Hillary needs
    your help right now to keep winning.

    Contribute now to help us show the strength of our campaign.

    I know something about coming back to win after you've been counted
    out. So does Hillary. Over the course of this campaign, the pundits
    have tried to declare a premature end to the race dozens of times.

    Well, last time I checked, it's still up to the voters. And there are
    a lot of voters who haven't had their say yet.

    It's up to us to make sure that the voters in West Virginia and the
    other states yet to come are given a choice. I urge you to act now to
    help Hillary keep fighting.

    Show your support by making a contribution today.

    I wish I could talk to every last person who has worked so hard for
    Hillary to thank you for everything you've done for her. You mean so
    much to both of us. She's still in this thing because of your hard
    work and your indomitable spirit.

    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton

    SUPPORT FOR HILLARY CLINTON
    WE WANT JUSTICE IN THE WORLD
    WE WANT PEACE IN THE WORLD
    WE WANT DEMOCRACY IN THE WORLD
    FOR AMERICA

    Sharing a Vision of Peace, Justice, and Democracy for the World
    WORLD DEMOCRACY MEDIA GROUP
    NEW YORK
    United for Peace and Justice
    M WAHEED JADOON

    by M WAHEED JADOON May 10th at 6:21PM
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  6. My second favorite... "Well, it's not the Presidency, but a win in the 3-legged race is still a win! Now it's on to the next picnic!" (Joe Corrao)

    by flobbygoat May 9th at 8:58PM
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  7. Good batch of captions this week... however Drewcypher's caption pretty much crushes the rest in my opinion.

    Just a quick thank you to those who said they liked the "Mestrualcramp" caption, a caption so juvenile that even I didn't want to put my name on it. You people are twisted, sick and childish, in other words, my kind of people. Also I didn't put my name on it because the substitution of menstralcramp for mellencamp is an old joke here in Indiana and not my invention.

    by flobbygoat May 9th at 8:55PM
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  8. It was a two-armed, two-headed, blue-collar people eater. Two-armed, two-headed, blue-collar people eater. Two-armed, two-headed, blue-collar people eater. Sure seems strange to me!

    by bb lee May 9th at 5:34PM
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