May 12th at 11:30AM

Caption Challenge: Barack Obama

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Can we have your autograph...in the form of a caption?

obamasigning.jpg

 Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

131 Comments
  1. I think the problem is that there is nothing funny about this photo. Look at poor Amanda. She is just running through Star Trek Next Gen script. This is sad.

    by rose May 16th at 1:33PM
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  2. Damn, it just struck me. If I had started at the other end, I could have signed these things right handed!

    by Allen Goodman May 16th at 12:05PM
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  3. Obama cashes in on hopes and dreams after becoming a vaguely interesting footnote in his autobiography.

    by Caspernkmc May 16th at 11:45AM
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  4. Capt. Picard: Barack-Q, what is going on?
    Barack-Q: I told you. You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God.
    Capt. Picard: [laughs scornfully] You are not God!
    Barack-Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago under the inept ministrations of Dr. Beverly Crusher.
    Capt. Picard: No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.

    by Amanda May 16th at 11:11AM
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  5. Barack-"Q"-Obama-: "If this mean anything to you: you're a better human than me!"

    by Amanda May 16th at 11:06AM
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  6. Barack-"Q"-Obama: You obtuse piece of flotsam! You're to be denied *existence*. Humanity's fate has been sealed: you will be destroyed.

    by Amanda May 16th at 11:03AM
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  7. Must contact Picard. Being held against my will and slowly being turned into a Borg. Resistance is futile.

    by Amanda May 16th at 10:59AM
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  8. "Dear Hillary,

    Totally loved competing with u this year in school, sorry we can't both go to President camp. Have a great summer anyway, though! I'm sure I'll see u around Washington and stuff.

    B. Rock"

    by travis May 16th at 10:26AM
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  9. "Jeez, trying to edit out Jeremiah Wright by hand is a bitch."

    by flasunbum May 16th at 9:56AM
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  10. My Dearest Hillary,

    I'm taking the liberty of sending you this autographed copy of my book since, being over 20 million dollars in debt, I know it most likely isn't in your budget.

    My deepest sympathies,
    Barack Obama

    PS: Senator Edwards and his nineteen undecided delegates send their regards.

    by Ann & Solomon May 16th at 12:39AM
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