Caption Challenge: Barack Obama

May 12th at 11:30AM

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Can we have your autograph...in the form of a caption?

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

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A still from the "McCain Cam" just seconds before McCain attacked Obama, beating him unconscious with a dildo-like microphone for saying the aged senator had, "lost his bearings."

by flobbygoat May 12th at 3:20PM
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"Wait a second....these aren't my books, they're Colberts' 'I am America (And So Can You)".

by flasunbum May 12th at 3:15PM
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"Who cares what I write, these hicks can't read anyway."

by flasunbum May 12th at 3:06PM
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"Dear Hillary......2cool 2be 4gotten....

by flasunbum May 12th at 3:03PM
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Another skeleton in Obama's closet is his sick fetish of spoiling the endings of popular murder mysteries and placing the books back into stores.

by Montyburnz May 12th at 3:01PM
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Barack Obama signs items at the Stuff That Won't Get You Laid Silent Auction.

by Montyburnz May 12th at 2:58PM
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"Dear Sean Hannity, I decided to go easy on Mother Nature and send one book. You can let Alan Colmes read over your shoulder, right? Cheers, Barack"

by Montyburnz May 12th at 2:57PM
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The sexy glitz and glamour of this Democratic caucus was palpable.

by Montyburnz May 12th at 2:47PM
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"I don't know why they're having me sign the latest James Patterson book, but what the hell."

by Montyburns May 12th at 2:42PM
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Crap, I hope this check doesn't bounce.

by Harmony May 12th at 2:39PM
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