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May 12th at 12:15PM

Jenna Bush Got Married, Uncle Turd Blossom Got Down

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

George W. Bush hasn't lost a country, he's gained a son!

This weekend First Daughter Jenna Bush (the blonde one) married her boyfriend Henry Hager in an intimate ceremony at her family's ranch in Texas. The Washington Post breaks down the key details of the event...

Yes, Jenna Bush is now Jenna Hager, taking the name of her new husband, Henry.

Yes, the president cried at the ceremony.

Yes, Karl Rove danced. A bit.

Oh, come on, just admit it. You'd tear up too if you saw Karl "Smooth Moves" Rove doing the electric slide. The man's lips may lie, but his hips sure don't.

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2 Comments

Lets just keep our fingers crossed that the twins are barren.

by rose May 12th at 5:24PM
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I honestly don't care about the "little 'she' bush's" wedding!...
and by the way...How much of that wedding did "I" pay for???

by anita May 12th at 5:17PM
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