Barack Obama Isreally Real?
Though we'll never know why Senator Barack Hussein Obama has to constantly defend his commitment to Israel in a way that, say, Senator Jack Bob Americaseed O'Warbombs does not, we do know that, eventually, he will reveal that commitment to be totally false, just like his prophet.
Will it be today? Oh please, Christian God, let it be today!!
When asked if Israel besmirches the United States' reputation, Obama said "No, no, no."
Then he said: "But what I think is that this constant wound, that this constant sore, does infect all of our foreign policy. The lack of a resolution to this problem provides an excuse for anti-American militant jihadists to engage in inexcusable actions, and so we have a national-security interest in solving this, and I also believe that Israel has a security interest in solving this because I believe that the status quo is unsustainable. I am absolutely convinced of that ... I want to solve the problem..."
Hm. That all seems a little complicated. Foreign policy? Neither of those words are in my Muslim-English dictionary. Rep. Eric Cantor, can you put that into terms I can understand?
"It is truly disappointing that Senator Obama called Israel a 'constant wound,' 'constant sore,' and that it 'infect[s] all of our foreign policy.' These sorts of words and characterizations are the words of a politician with a deep misunderstanding of the Middle East and an innate distrust of Israel."
I knew it!
To be fair to the domestic insurgent for a minute, though, he lives where it's really sandy. And you would probably have an innate distrust of Israel too, if it was all sandy and festering, you know, down there...
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I have had it with everybody's stupid religions. So now Islam bashing is suddenly okay? A middle name of Hussein implies that there is something wrong with you these days? My cousin's last name is Manson. She teaches 3rd grade. You people are dorks. I look forward to the total domination of science. GO TEAM HAWKING!!!!
A lot of people bring up this "all talk" "all flash no substance" argument. Why? What makes you think Obama is full of any more hot air than other candidate in the race? Does he seem too good to be true? Is that what it is? Because I have some inkling that he is the best opportunity we've had in front of us since we almost got Gore in office.
Senator O'Warbombs is a hard-working American Christian. I'll vote for him any day over the secret Muslim Mr. "Hussein" Obama. You certainly can't question Sen. O'Warbombs patriotism. He not only wears a flag pin but he pins it directly to his bare chest. Senator O'Warbombs certainly won't meet with terrorists like Barack "Hussein" wants to. In fact, Senator O'Warbombs has proposed a bill that would require all known terrorists (the US government has a list of them) to convert to Christianity or undergo advanced new interrogation techniques.
God told me that religious zealots are always missing the point. You know, kinda like angry parents at Little League ball games.
he is all flash and no substance i will vote libratarion if he is dem nominee.
To Mario:
Wow. Its called satire. They make the opposition look ridiculous by imitating them. By pointing out that Sen. Eric Candor (obviously fake) only focuses on select words rather than pointing out context, it shows how ridiculous the punditry really is.
Don't get too angry over making fun of people.
To Mickey:
Israel has fought every one of their neighbors, all of which want to drive all Jews into the sea... but not before raping them. Iran is pursuing nuclear power so that they can wipe them out easily. They learned that Israel is just better at fighting conventional war even when heavily outnumbered. So, when you say that Israel has committed war crimes against an "innocent" Palestinian nation, realize that the militants commit them too.
The world will NEVER be perfect. Appeasement NEVER works... and these nuts in the middle-east NEVER agree to diplomatic solutions. Wake-up.
Whatever. Israel, under its unconscionable Zionists, is not only a wound, it's a gangrenous wound that has to be brought to heel. It has committed genocide freely, due to the West's fear of all things Palestinian, Arab, Muslim, or anything else except Christian, apparently. Although, it's been a long time between my meeting any actual Christians, as opposed to, say Catholics, who use Christ as a mascot and are actually anti-Christ to the bone. Or fundamentalists who see violence and deprivation as the answer to everything. The worst of the bunch are a pair: Clinton and McCain, whose noses are permanently brown from kissing Zionist asses. And why? Because like crimes against humanity as national policy? What?
It is amazing how words sound when you don't read the whole sentence. I challenge anyone with a mind of their own to actually read the real article by Jeffrey Goldberg on The Atlantic.
To the writer of this article you are a coward and a racist for purposely changing the meaning of his words.
He did not call Israel a constant wound, he called the situation between Israel and Palestine a sore on American Foreign Policy.
By the way the original article was written by a Jewish reporter, not some internet blogger hiding behind a name like CubbyChaser.
Please think for yourself.