Comparison Shopping: Barack Obama vs. Adolf Hitler
President Bush's speech to the Israeli Knesset yesterday giving one shout out each to Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler planted a single question in every American's mind: who, exactly, are these two men and why are they so much alike?
We hope this chart will sort it out.
| Barack Obama | Adolf Hitler | |
| Hates America Why? | Muslim | Gay |
| Greatest Accomplishment | Becoming the first viable black candidate for president | "Oedensplatz" -- pen and ink with watercolor finish |
| Political Party Rhymes With |
Flemocrat | Potsie |
| Popularity Among White Working Class Voters |
Low | Moderate |
| Big Speeches? |
Yes | zOMG YES!!! |
| Biggest Pet Peeve | Voters who cling to guns and religion | Potato kugel |
| If alive in each other's country at each other's time, would be... | Dead | Tearing up your AM dial |









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Absolutely Funny, and Im muslim and a minority. And Ill be voting for the first viable black come November and going to be proud of it.
HItler was also a secret muslim
At least Hitler's winning among "white working class voters", but then wasn't he one himself at some point? I mean before he declared himself "The Original Decider"? It's humor people...please don't get upset & attack my blog. Warfare was Hitler's thang not mine.
super funny - daring texan is off.
what's really funny is that GW's lawyer John Yoo's memos resemble a lot of the legal basis the nazi's laid in-place in the 30's to justify and 'legalize' all the stuff they did in germany. good times!
AM Dial line was great. Popularity among White Working Class Voters was BRILLIANT.
I thought it was funny if you look at it with a sense of humor, and you couldn't talk me out of voting Obama. You just have to get to the punchline at the end. Hitler... tearing up your AM dial.
Not funny. Not even on a visceral level.