May 16th at 5:40PM

Comparison Shopping: Barack Obama vs. Adolf Hitler

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

President Bush's speech to the Israeli Knesset yesterday giving one shout out each to Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler planted a single question in every American's mind: who, exactly, are these two men and why are they so much alike?

We hope this chart will sort it out.

Barack Obama Adolf Hitler
Hates America Why? Muslim Gay
Greatest Accomplishment Becoming the first viable black candidate for president "Oedensplatz" -- pen and ink with watercolor finish
Political Party Rhymes With
Flemocrat Potsie
Popularity Among White Working Class Voters
Low Moderate
Big Speeches?
Yes zOMG YES!!!
Biggest Pet Peeve Voters who cling to guns and religion Potato kugel
If alive in each other's country at each other's time, would be... Dead Tearing up your AM dial
27 Comments
  1. Absolutely Funny, and Im muslim and a minority. And Ill be voting for the first viable black come November and going to be proud of it.

    by Adnan May 16th at 10:52PM
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  2. HItler was also a secret muslim

    by Dave May 16th at 10:48PM
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  3. At least Hitler's winning among "white working class voters", but then wasn't he one himself at some point? I mean before he declared himself "The Original Decider"? It's humor people...please don't get upset & attack my blog. Warfare was Hitler's thang not mine.

    by mad maggie May 16th at 10:13PM
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  4. super funny - daring texan is off.

    what's really funny is that GW's lawyer John Yoo's memos resemble a lot of the legal basis the nazi's laid in-place in the 30's to justify and 'legalize' all the stuff they did in germany. good times!

    by Zoe Ome May 16th at 7:21PM
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  5. AM Dial line was great. Popularity among White Working Class Voters was BRILLIANT.

    by kavalier May 16th at 7:04PM
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  6. I thought it was funny if you look at it with a sense of humor, and you couldn't talk me out of voting Obama. You just have to get to the punchline at the end. Hitler... tearing up your AM dial.

    by Jason H May 16th at 5:34PM
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  7. Not funny. Not even on a visceral level.

    by daringtexan May 16th at 4:49PM
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