May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. G O P- Grim on Policies

    by Serenity May 23rd at 8:40AM
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  2. G O P- Guaranteed old Partypoopers

    by Serenity May 23rd at 8:38AM
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  3. Thanks Michael. let's see anything else?

    Vote Republican. We'll send you a $100 check to offset the devaluation of your currency, home, and business due to our failed policies.

    by John Stewart Jr. May 23rd at 7:36AM
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  4. "the G.O.P.: Hey, we gave it a shot =]"

    by Jason May 23rd at 3:30AM
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  5. JUST QUIT, don't forget to tell demokrats to do same.

    by Ziggy May 23rd at 1:38AM
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  6. You know when/if Obama wins the nomination, they, the conservative section of the media, are going to focus on "Blacks celebrating" his nomination. Something akin to when OJ won his case. Obviously they won't show regular Black ppl, they will focus on the 'Niggaz' (Chris Rock's definition) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpUSElgJcyI

    This is going to be a problem... It's time for regular black ppl to flood the 'ether' with 'anti-Niggaz' propaganda, i mean, information :)

    Already they talk about how Black ppl 'only' vote for Obama as if 10 % of US's population would give him a majority of the votes !!

    by Maximegalon May 23rd at 12:11AM
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  7. Because Jon Stewart is my bitch! (insert sexual position joke here)

    by Serenity May 22nd at 11:50PM
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  8. damn that was good, stewart jr...

    by Michael May 22nd at 11:40PM
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  9. the change you deserve...from poop to feces.

    by Michael May 22nd at 11:38PM
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  10. "Change you will run from."

    by Dharmaboy May 22nd at 8:39PM
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