May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. McCain-Change I Can't Remember

    GOP-Making Uncle Sam Work For Us

    GOP-The WHITE Elephant

    by daringtexan May 26th at 11:52AM
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  2. McCain is definitely one of the same,
    He likes to play Monopoly & that war thingy game...

    by madmaggie May 26th at 11:51AM
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  3. My Friends: Vote Republican in the fall and we promise to destroy America to the woe of you all!!!

    by madmaggie May 26th at 11:49AM
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  4. GOP-Gnomes that Obliterate Peace

    by madmaggie May 26th at 11:39AM
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  5. GOP-Giant Oblivious Panderers

    by madmaggie May 26th at 11:36AM
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  6. No Hoes, No Bros...Republicans are real Americans & we will fight all Her foes!

    by madmaggie May 26th at 11:32AM
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  7. Republican politics are just like McCain: Bloodless.

    by Tove Irén May 26th at 5:29AM
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  8. Vote Republican, Vote Mccain:

    1. IT'S WITHIN REACH -- even if you have arms that are too short for your body.
    2. This One Just LOOKS Like a Puppet.
    3. We Got One Who Can Talk.
    4. He's killed other guys before.
    5. Older Means Bigger.
    6. Vote for "Freedom!"
    7. Take America Back!
    8. If he prefaces every sentence with "My Friends," it means he really IS your friend.
    9. He's Irish and He's Good in a Fight.
    10. He's Their Worst Nightmare.

    by Evan Beamer May 26th at 4:04AM
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  9. Imagine all the white people
    Living for more pay-

    You may say I'm a Republican
    But I'm not the only one

    I hope today you'll vote for us-
    And the evil-doers will be over run

    by William Palmer May 26th at 1:19AM
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  10. "Sure, he IS another old white guy. But at least he can fly a plane."

    by Ken May 24th at 7:42PM
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