May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. Because things just aren't bad enough yet.

    by calamity jyl May 27th at 12:03AM
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  2. If you're not rich, screw you!

    by calamity jyl May 27th at 12:01AM
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  3. Republicans: D'Oh!

    by colb17 May 26th at 11:29PM
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  4. Republicans-ARE YOU SCARED ENOUGH?

    by daringtexan May 26th at 10:17PM
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  5. McCain- Stamping out freedom to insure democracy!

    by Don "DonkeyOdie" Sylvester May 26th at 9:01PM
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  6. "The Party of the Paranoid"
    "The Fear You Deserve" Vote for us we're scared of everything!

    by rd jones May 26th at 6:01PM
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  7. A gallon of gas isn't $4.00! It's $3.99 & 9/10. Bush was right afterall! And you said he can't do math.

    by esme May 26th at 4:42PM
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  8. Vote McCain-'Cause if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!

    by esme May 26th at 4:39PM
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  9. Stay the course
    McCain is akin to a horse
    A maverick of sorts
    Disavowing all remorse!

    by madmaggie May 26th at 3:06PM
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  10. Alexander the great conquered most of the known world of his time.
    Who had so much wealth and power.
    When he was to die, instructed his family to bury him in a coffin, with one hand out on each side, in each hand was to be placed a small stone.
    This was to symbolize that he came into this world with nothing and that is how, he will leave it.

    by peaceiswithinu May 26th at 1:37PM
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