May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. McCain, what change you can depend on? The changing of his depends. (accompany with picture of baby faced J mac in an adult diaper)

    by estaibio June 1st at 11:10AM
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  2. "You ain't seen nothing yet" is definitely the way to go.

    by Patricia June 1st at 3:37AM
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  3. You deserve more of everything! More Scandals... More War... More debt.

    by BananaRepublic*nt June 1st at 3:15AM
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  4. Vote republican or else you will all die instantly in a fiery atomic holocaust as Obama betrays us because he is a secret muslim terrorist.

    by awesome June 1st at 1:41AM
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  5. You ain't seen nothin' yet

    by georgia May 31st at 6:44PM
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  6. Raping and pillaging, just like our great and honorable ancestors.

    by Donna May 31st at 1:49AM
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  7. Republican Party-BECAUSE GOD IS REPUBLICAN

    by daringtexan May 30th at 11:52AM
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  8. Vote Republican: Nothing is fucked, Dude, nothing is fucked...

    by Pantsboy May 30th at 11:46AM
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  9. Greed is good for the greedy.

    by Vietnamvet May 30th at 10:45AM
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  10. Vote Republican! Because most of the people who got off of the Titanic drowned or froze, anyway.

    by Steven May 30th at 9:15AM
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