May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. Don't vote in Vain; Vote McCain

    by Knoss June 1st at 11:25PM
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  2. Oh, Serenity. Must not be the same Stephen I know. Your Stephen might be cheep, but mine is going to be President. :)

    by Harmony June 1st at 7:20PM
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  3. Cheep, just like My Stephen. ;)

    by Serenity June 1st at 7:17PM
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  4. Still doing 3somes with two chicks and a guy. Can't get more old school than that.

    by Harmony June 1st at 7:15PM
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  5. Republicans: Dress them up in Leathers, give them a Patch, let them ride a Harley. And they are still old and ready for the pasture.

    by Serenity June 1st at 7:12PM
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  6. The change we've already fucked

    by VK June 1st at 4:44PM
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  7. McCain, McCain-He's our man
    If he can't destroy this country, nobody can!

    by madmaggie June 1st at 1:52PM
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  8. Republicans believe they keep America strong,
    Unfortunately, to our digust, they are terrible wrong!
    But don't hang your heads in sorrow & shame,
    It's time for an election and a change in the game!

    by madmaggie June 1st at 1:50PM
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  9. A vote for a Republican is a whole vote not half a vote

    by Jack lance June 1st at 1:45PM
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  10. McCain, McCain-he's America's friend.
    Bullets don't phase him because he is the undead!
    He'll huff & puff & blow America down
    while sucking the life of all that abound.
    The "Prince of Darkness" is his rightful nickname,
    War, blood & guts is his favorite game.
    If he is elected obtain crosses & stakes
    To ward off the evil that this man will create.

    by madmaggie June 1st at 1:45PM
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