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The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:
Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!
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The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:
Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!
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Don't vote in Vain; Vote McCain
Oh, Serenity. Must not be the same Stephen I know. Your Stephen might be cheep, but mine is going to be President. :)
Cheep, just like My Stephen. ;)
Still doing 3somes with two chicks and a guy. Can't get more old school than that.
Republicans: Dress them up in Leathers, give them a Patch, let them ride a Harley. And they are still old and ready for the pasture.
The change we've already fucked
McCain, McCain-He's our man
If he can't destroy this country, nobody can!
Republicans believe they keep America strong,
Unfortunately, to our digust, they are terrible wrong!
But don't hang your heads in sorrow & shame,
It's time for an election and a change in the game!
A vote for a Republican is a whole vote not half a vote
McCain, McCain-he's America's friend.
Bullets don't phase him because he is the undead!
He'll huff & puff & blow America down
while sucking the life of all that abound.
The "Prince of Darkness" is his rightful nickname,
War, blood & guts is his favorite game.
If he is elected obtain crosses & stakes
To ward off the evil that this man will create.