May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. We want Washington! Unfortunately we don't know that he is dead yet and everyone that is cool has moved to New York.

    by Serenity June 2nd at 10:57PM
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  2. Celebrate the early stages of Alzheimers!

    by obamagramma June 2nd at 10:35PM
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  3. If you don't like us, we'll give you money.

    by SirMarksalot June 2nd at 7:53PM
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  4. We don't mind occasional irregularity.

    by obamagramma June 2nd at 7:01PM
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  5. Change... Not just our Diapers

    by Matt W June 2nd at 3:54PM
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  6. Change is for pussies. We blow shit up.

    by Matt W June 2nd at 3:53PM
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  7. Warning: reaction times may be slower (may take 100 years to withdraw from Iraq)

    by obamagramma June 2nd at 8:44AM
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  8. Home of permanent right turn indicator.

    by obamagramma June 2nd at 8:37AM
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  9. No sex express.

    by obamagramma June 2nd at 8:36AM
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  10. Vote McCain-Viagra...Now even old white can guys can screw you.

    by bluepill June 1st at 11:35PM
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