May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. Don't take away my right to get rich or go broke trying.

    by Knoss June 5th at 9:55AM
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  2. Vote Republican; Who needs change?

    by A politically minded individual June 4th at 2:23PM
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  3. Vote Republican
    Because our monkeys are already trained at the art of hustling.

    by peter June 3rd at 9:58PM
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  4. "The Leader You Can Believe In." Oh wait ! Darn, Barack Obama's been running for 1.5 years with "Change You Can Believe In".

    by obamagramma June 3rd at 9:07PM
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  5. Vote Republican. You know the last 8 years couldn't really happen again.

    by suthnuh June 3rd at 7:16AM
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  6. Vote Republican. Somebody Has To.

    by suthnuh June 3rd at 7:07AM
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  7. Don't remind me. I saw the video. Ever consider a career change?

    by Harmony June 2nd at 11:15PM
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  8. Harmony! Get laid, get fucked! You are being way too serious. That's what you get for backing Your Stephen, damn married man. Me and My Jon just roll with the flow.. er.. floor, bed, I mean. OH, whatever!

    by Serenity June 2nd at 11:13PM
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  9. Where is Monica now? We know how to shut up the Mistress and leave her for dead. There ain't no best sellers list book for our Sweeties.

    by Harmony June 2nd at 11:09PM
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  10. Skull and Bones needs some fresh blood! We don't want to be inbreeds! Course' the little white heads might be a give away to the little white hats we wear.

    by Harmony June 2nd at 11:06PM
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