May 16th at 10:27AM

Jon Stewart Unveils New Republican Ad Campaign

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Republicans rolled out their new slogan, "The Change You Deserve." Trouble is, the tag was already taken:

Give us your new Republican slogans. Resistance is futile!

329 Comments
  1. Vote Republican; A Christian party.

    "Judge not, unless thou art Republican"

    by suthnuh June 7th at 1:16PM
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  2. REPUBLICANS THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

    by the truth commisioner June 7th at 11:41AM
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  3. Like a Trojan, we protect who's here now to deny those who come later.

    by Donna June 7th at 2:53AM
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  4. Depends on us

    by obamagramma June 7th at 2:40AM
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  5. "Fear, Smear & Queer"

    by Capt Lewis June 7th at 2:05AM
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  6. Vote Republican
    This election won't steal itself.

    by mystics June 7th at 1:21AM
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  7. McCain... He has the wrong stance on all the issues... but he's better than a terrorist!

    by awesome June 6th at 6:22PM
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  8. Eagles may soar majestically, but I've never seen a weasel get sucked into a jet engine. Be safe, be a weasel, be a Republican.

    by Punditphoelia June 6th at 1:37PM
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  9. Stick in the mud with us.

    by Steve Koshlap June 6th at 12:17PM
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  10. Vote for a different type of cunt.
    Vote John Mccain

    by Katherine McDermott June 6th at 7:36AM
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