May 20th at 1:49PM

Call Him Prime Minister McCain

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Stressing accountability in a McCain presidency, Senator John McCain made the following campaign promise...

"I will ask Congress to grant me the privilege of coming before both houses to take questions, and address criticism, much the same as the prime minister of Great Britain appears regularly before the House of Commons."

Here are some questions a President McCain might expect from Congress...

1. How are you feeling today, Mr. President?

2. I said, "HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?"

3. What's that thing growing on the side of your face?

4. Wait, I thought you said 100 years in Iraq was taken out of context?

5. Why do you get so angry when there are visitors on the White House lawn?

6. Will you allow Vice President Huckabee to continue Baptizing your staff in the Potamac river?

7. Seriously, what is that thing on the side of your face?

5 Comments
  1. This might actually perk my interest if I wasn’t so cynical as to think it would amount to anything more than 30 second sound-bite answers.

    by bearness May 20th at 6:35PM
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  2. I thought we had a Revolution so we could do things our own way and not follow the British? Anyway, taking questions & answering them are two different matters. If he gets up in front of Congress, and says "My Friends", they will know he is pandering.

    by mad maggie May 20th at 4:17PM
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  3. Pretty nice but the "thing growing on your face" bit is a cheap shot.

    by Alexandre May 20th at 2:46PM
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  4. Now that you're president, tell us what you REALLY think of Geo. W. Bushwacker.

    by hilo08 May 20th at 2:09PM
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  5. Will you make Dubya your VP as Medvedev made Putin?

    by daringtexan May 20th at 2:00PM
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