May 20th at 11:53AM
The Onion: Next Vote Wins
From The Onion...
"All sides have battled long and hard, and now it is time to take up a fair and impartial method for deciding this: next vote takes all," Clinton said, adding that she was crossing her fingers behind her back to ensure that the electoral process is allowed to take its course.
"Although I am open to discussing the feasibility of implementing a best-two-out-of-three policy, it has become clear the only way to settle this historic campaign is whoever can run to that door first -- go!"
Meh. It's a better argument than the Electoral College one.
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Did I miss something while staring into the dark abyss? Is she saying that she will concede if Obama wins on Tuesday, May 20th? Is she saying the Electoral College should decide? Exactly what is the fair & impartial method of decision? I'm totally confused? Am I alone? Did you guys make this up?
I'm thinking a strategy game... Chess or mastermind or - Oh! Jenga! Yup. Jenga.
We could save a whole lot of time and money just by having the candidates play "paper, rock, scissors." But of course, Hillary would want the rules changed so she'd win.