June 3rd at 10:37AM

John McCain Also Has a Miracle Vitamin Supplement He'd Like to Tell You About

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

The Democrats have been hogging the media spotlight lately, because let's face it, things are nuts.

Meanwhile John McCain is still wandering around the country talking to his friends, my friends, and yesterday he made a pit stop in Nashville. There he shared a stage with Bill Frist and Fred Thompson, and he took the opportunity to put this nation's priorities straight...

Mr. McCain, who told the crowd that the new "Gone Country" show is coming soon on CMT, showed that even though Memorial Day has come and gone, he is still pushing his proposal to cut the federal gas tax from Memorial Day to Labor Day -– an idea that Senator Barack Obama, and many economists, dismissed as a gimmick.

"I'd like to have some more, quote, gimmicks to give low income Americans a little relief," Mr. McCain said, to applause.

Shilling a Country Music Television show and taking a bold stand for more gimmick-related fiscal policy? Wow. Give this guy a couple of months and he'll be on QVC hawking his Perma-War Deluxe Mongering Kit, only $525,133,006,473.99 plus shipping.

I hear the instruction booklet comes in extra-large print for the older folks.

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