June 5th at 2:39PM

How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.

The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View -- for the first time ever -- that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.

See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.

It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is... how shall we say... pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.

So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!

It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.

75 Comments
  1. This just makes me sad, CubbyChaser. Exactly what message are you trying to send out to the many men and women out there who respect Hillary for her tough game? I really hope that young women out there don't find this page and read this disgusting post. You have effectively reduced a brainy, determined woman down to the fat on her ass. You should be ashamed.

    by CheekyMonkey June 5th at 6:25PM
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  2. Hey I usually love Indecision '08, but this blog post is pretty shallow and disgusting. Jezebel's response was way cleverer.

    by Jezebel McVajayjay June 5th at 6:23PM
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  3. This is up there with one of the most offensive things I've ever read, for many reasons, one of which is that its just not funny. I expect much more intelligent humor out of this site, but I guess I've been sorely disappointed. Until there is an apology, consider yourselves to have lost a reader.

    by emily June 5th at 6:22PM
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  4. Never thought I'd say this but... uh, way to go Barbara Walters.

    by kia June 5th at 3:35PM
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    and help your favorite candidate choose his/her running mate. They started a VP poll last week, and the results from that poll have just been posted. This poll is honest and represents all of America.

    by votenicdotcom June 5th at 3:01PM
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