How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs
Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.
The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View -- for the first time ever -- that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.
See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.
It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is... how shall we say... pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.
So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!
It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.
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This is so depressing. I can't believe that this is what you use your access to a public forum for. This is what you have to say?
Oh yeah, you suck.
Did you mean this to be sarcastic? I am trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here...
Who's going to save us from Oprah's thighs? Godsendasavior.
Oh, wait. I can curse here? Damn it!
This was neither clever nor funny...the misogynist vitriol you're spewing forth is tired and unnecessary. What's the point? Even when a woman proves that she can hang with the big boys--and how fucked up is it that we have to "prove" anything? We're just as human as you and capable of accomplishing just as much, if not more, than any man--it's always there, a woman is nothing more than her body.
You are in the same sad, pathetic, vagina-free box as the movie critics who slipped SATC a little unwanted tongue in recent days. Ach so, I'll repeat myself here:
Hey, you circle jerk (expletive) Hillary critic, HRC does not = youporn.com! It's not for you, (expletive)! WE'RE NOT EVEN MOTHER(EXPLETIVE) LOOKING AT YOU, SO STFU ALREADY! Seriously. Stop wagging your flaccid little penis around trying to assert yourself where you're totally, completely irrelevant. DO NOT WANT.
Jesus (expletive) Christ, it's out of control. You just can't stand it, can you? Like an unwanted, whining, filthy little attention (expletive) throwing tantrums while mama tries to make a phone call.
How sad to be you.
What Emily June said. I watch Comedy Central all the time, but if this is how you talk about women (vaginas, lard-asses) and Comedy Central thinks that's cool, I'll watch something else, and read one of the million other blogs.
Unfunny and sexist. Lame. Try harder next time.
Way to be a douche. Bravo.
Wow.
That wasn't even funny. I'm taking my vagina and going elsewhere for my political snark.
kthnxbai