How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs
Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.
The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View -- for the first time ever -- that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.
See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.
It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is... how shall we say... pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.
So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!
It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.
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Hey, Cubby, if I find an angry bear, would you be willing to poke it with a stick?
Glad to know that as a woman I am simply the sum of my sex organs. Not. Funny. In. The. Least.
Referring to the entire gender by their genitalia?! How genius and original! Now I too, shall say "those tiny, flaccid penises at Comedy Central" when referring to you and your colleagues.
Dear Cubby Bear-
Please post a picture of yourself so that we may all admire your stunning physique. I hope you've got one, because you haven't got a sense of humor, or brains to save your ass.
Kisses,
Robyn
since when is comedy central a channel for misogynists? go write for spiketv's blog or something. or better yet, shut the hell up and go screw yourself.
"The vaginas over at Jezebel"? Really? Is that all women are, vaginas? I can't believe this is associated Jon Stewart because it's not funny at all, just misogynistic and lame. Keep this stupidity to yourself.
Calling a group of women "vaginas" is not acceptable. Really.
This is sad and pathetic. I think and hope Stewart and Colbert would be ashamed.
you are a sad little man. how dare you.
Oh, and...Barbara Walters is a slut.