How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs
Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.
The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View -- for the first time ever -- that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.
See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.
It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is... how shall we say... pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.
So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!
It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.
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Ah, some more of that witty, incisive commentary for which Comedy Central is so famous. Maybe you guys can post a video of Jon Stewart making wacky faces alongside this to really send the point home.
Cubby,
I appears that someone posted your blog on the Bella Abzug fan site.
Well, Shame on you Cubby. Shame on you. I've always heard that it crosses the line to make fun of something that a person has no control over. I suppose Hillary's physique is one of those things. Dieting can only do so much and she's been working too hard to hit the treadmill lately.
I'd have to say you were being lazy quite frankly. There's plenty of things that Hillary has control over that you can make of. How about her compulsive lying? Or maybe her annoying habit of laughing at her own jokes? Maybe her recent delusions of entitlement? How about knocking her for riding on her husband's coat tails for political gain? I mean, he cheated on her and humiliated her but she sold out and stayed with him. How lame is that?
Anyway, I'm sure you'll do the right thing and put a little more thought into your Hillary slamming in the future. I was glad to see that you included a reference to America's Token Female Journalist, Barbara Walters. Glad too that you didn't make fun of her speech impediment... she can't really help that. Besides, Gilda Radner pretty much covered that subject. I wonder if Gilda took heat for that insensitivity?
It's probably best to say that you were tired after blogging for months about this never ending primary and misspoke.
Not funny. Try harder, penis.
i'm surprised this is still up. i'm a little at a loss, honestly. it would be straight-up wise to take this down before it causes more damage...
..lard-ass?? seriously??
Hi Cubby,
How'z about a post about John McCain wearing a certain type of jacket so we don't have to be exposed to the arm can't lift it because of the torture he endured during his stint as a POW in the Vietnam War?
Oh wait - that's not funny. Neither is your post!
I can haz job at Comedy Central blog?
Hugs,
Megan
Making fun of racism has gone over really well with Obamans as well.
It's making fun of misogyny. And you being angry just plays into the joke. Get over yourself.
OK, now you done it. All them bitches are really pissed.
Not funny. Guess what dickface - Hillary Clinton isn't trying to turn you on. She's not out asking what other people think of her appearance. What a pathetic person you must be to call a US Senator "thunder thighs" and a "lard ass". I find this misogyny really disappointing coming from Comedy Central.
I have to say, I expected a lot more out of a comedy central post. How entirely disappointing that what should me an intelligent social commentary is as dim-witted and completely misogynistic as the media covering the primaries.
Unlike the Jezebel writers, who offer an insightful, witty, comedic and feminist response to said media, you bow to it in order to make crass, lame, really just not funny jokes.
gross dude.