How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs
Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.
The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View -- for the first time ever -- that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.
See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.
It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is... how shall we say... pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.
So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!
It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.
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Babs needs to lay off the sauce.
This was hilarious. Baba is SUCH the feminist, isn't she? I'm so glad she's on the train with all of us other vaginas. I think she's just projecting. Let's face it, Barb's no spring chicken. I bet she's packin a lil lunch in her picnic basket.
Also re. the horrendous outrage etc. Calling all women vaginas is kinda bad, but the RAWR response because they were poking fun at Barbara for misogynist comments SHE made about Hillary (let's make the truth clear, not the truth as you see it through your Spectrospecs) is a little much. Bad timing on Cubby's part, absolutely.
It's not a good time to be in Hillary's corner, and you're all smarting a bit. Totally understandable. Just calm down. Breathe. Good days will come again. And don't vote McCain.
Can't decide which is more immature and ridiculous, this or Jezebel's response. Both lack anything resembling humor, wit and/or maturity. People are just getting riled up because this does bring up issues of gender relations, and all the vitriol is just a way to avoid really talking about it.
Hillary is a lard ass? Cubby Chaser must have a small dick and testicles? Both these comments are at the same level of immaturity and stupidity.
It's also inclusive of women with cankles who still cling to husbands who we can forgive for blowing a load on Monica considering what Bush has done.
Freedom is being elected President WITH a fat ass.
I'm a woman and I laughed...I remember looking at Hillary's ankles back when and thinking she had edema or something. She is pear shaped. Not all women are. Heck, I've seen men that are pear shaped. The only thing I will say that is wrong with this, to be honest, is that why did you have to call the women 'vaginas'? Most people don't say 'the penises' to address a group of men. That is the only thing I could say is rather distasteful. As for the other stuff, jeez..I have no problem with it and think some women need to loosen up. I say worse jokes about men and women all the time. Our bodies are just the way they are and I think some of the comeback letters from women are far worse and just really...I don't get why people defend Hillary so much when she is 'in fact' pear shaped. Get over it.
Before reading the apology, I can say:
Am I really the only vagina who found this just as hilarious as the rest of Indecision 2008?
Either I have a sense of humor or I've been brainwashed by the patriarchy (oh no!).
hahahahaha
zing!
Udaman cubby
Cubby-while I didn't at all like the Hitler-Obama comparison, I think "lard-ass" is befitting a epithet. That's why her supporters think she can carry a lot of weight.
Hey CubbyChaser,
Wow, you've certainly riled up some folks! Here's one dude's opinion as to why you're getting so badly ragged on. If you want to be cruel, you're allowed. If you want to humiliate others, you're allowed. Simply put - if you are trying to be a douchebag in this post, congratulations, Jean-Claude van Damme and Steven Seagal are sending you you're gold medal in the mail right this moment.
But if you're trying to write clever, wry, and maybe even pertinent observations to impress the Comedy Central folks and some of us readers, don't call a woman a lard ass. Leave the cheap shots to other slobbering chumps, dude, and be a gentleman. More to the point write better material.
If I wanted to read this kind of petty crap, I'd go to perezhilton.com.