How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs
Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.
The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View -- for the first time ever -- that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.
See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.
It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is... how shall we say... pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.
So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!
It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.
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I cannot believe you referred to women as "vaginas." Way to dehumanize half the population.
I love The Daily Show and Stephen Colbert for their intelligent insight and wittiness. This is my first encounter with the Indecision blog, and I would have expected so much more. This entry is shallow, sophomoric, and offensive. It does not live up to its namesake at all. Very disappointing.
How is calling someone a lard-ass sexist? I'm fairly certain that "lard-ass" is sexless- and if it is at all gender-based, it it used against men more.
Shmucks like the femcists over on that site are the reason that women's progress has slowed: women will be victims as long as they decide that they want to paint themselves as such. And the irony of posting such a ridiculously juvenile response (dingleberries?) and assuming that the Indecision post was made by men (because of course only men would be so evil!) just makes it all the more ridiculous.
Barbara Walters is like some old alcoholic street person. It cracks me up.
And the fact she's a consummate lard-ass in attitude AND derriere :)
Gee, if your own candidate can't take ANY criticism, then why in hell's name did she say and do such stupid things?
You Hillary supporters would claim a double standard, defending Hillary, yet bash women celebrities who ALSO say and do stupid things.
If you're in the public eye, you'd better be able to take such heat as this. It happens to everyone, and Hillary ought to be used to this by now, having gone through this when Bill ran for president. The media was obsessed about her hair, her style of clothes, and her "cankles" in the media, because she DRESSED like a frump, a drudge, instead of the wife of a presidential candidate.
Now she has a little more style, and what is she being picked on about now-her attitude, her lies, and her erratic moods.
This is a very funny post. I am going to apologize to my husband....Women really can be overly sensitive bitches.
Vaginas? How essentialist, uninformed and condescending to women. Funny guy!
How about rather than having to post an explanation and apology you just omit posting/writing crap that insults women.
And I don't give a rat's ass that a woman wrote it - it was in poor taste to say the least.
Cubbychaser - if you work for Comedy Central please make certain your posts are funny. I highly doubt you are God's gift to man/woman: no wit, misogyny and your self-proclaimed cubby-chasing backside make you completely unf**kable.
Why aren't you apologizing for not being funny? Because that is the main offense here.
Seriously, how did you GET this job?