How Barbara Walters Saved America From Hillary Clinton's Thunder Thighs
Important update: Before getting all frothy around the mouth in your righteous indignation about the horrible misogyny of this post, please read this explanatory and apologetic one. After that, you may flame away at will. Thank you.
The vaginas over at Jezebel just posted this clip of Barbara Walters, who revealed on The View -- for the first time ever -- that she is sort of responsible for Hillary Clinton's pantsuits/legacy.
See, before this one time when Baba interviewed Hillary during a blizzard, the former first lady made brazen public appearances in dresses, exposing her ankles and calves and maybe even knees for an entire nation to gaze upon in shocked, disgusted horror.
It was all especially horrifying because, as Barbara helpfully points out, Hillary is... how shall we say... pear-shaped. Shaped like a pear. She's got some junk in the trunk. She's smaller on top, heavier on the bottom. She is a lard-ass.
So anyway, thanks to Barbara Walters we never have to worry about seeing Hillary's lower extremities ever again. Phew!
It just goes to prove that old saying: sisterhood is powerful.
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Caligrrrrl-just because someone is a woman doesn't make them qualified for the office of president. I think Hillary made sure of that herself with the dirt, the baggage, and the unnecessary lies. Doesn't any of that remind you of someone already in the White House? I thought you were smarter than that-guess not.
How the hell is this sexist or juvenile? Cubby (female) makes fun of Babs (female) for superficial statements she made about Hillary (female). Hell, looks to me the View and the Jezzies are the ones judging Hillary as a woman, instead of a politician.
posts like this are exactly why I knew Hillary could not win, at this time. Sexism runs so deep within our collective lexicon, that it rears its ugly head on both the left and the right, young or old, male or female. Women didn't even get the right to vote until the 20th century! We still don't have an ERA. Sexism is the elephant in the room that no one will even admit to, let alone make it right. Yeah, this joke is funny, in a cheap shot juvenile let's-light-our-farts-on-fire way, but it also shows how women can so easily be sabotaged in our patriarchal culture. Sure, women have made strides, but so many have simply done it by being more like men. Not since the Goddess worshipping tribes were conquered by the War worshipping tribes, have we had profound respect for feminine power. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than a gas tax holiday to reverse that. I knew, in this political climate, with the enemies we are currently fighting, and seeing Karl Rove licking his chops at Hillary's wins, that it had to be Obama. Let's hope, once we can conquer racism in this country, we can move on to sexism. And no, I don't buy that Obama was sexist. Hillary lost on her own. She lost me - I didn't even know who Obama was, but then I heard him speak, and he won me over. He's the only one talking about going into Pakistan. Hillary needs to run for Gov. of NY, or maybe become czar of health care, once Obama is elected. She might even be president one day. I'd certainly love to be able to tell my daughter that she has that chance. Anyway, shame on you, Daily show writers, for taking a cheap shot, even if it did get a few guffaws. You're supposed to be the good guys.
"womyn should unite and flood the blog with our true feelings."
I am a woman...why do some women do that? It's ridiculous. Spell the word right. Man, Woman...what is so wrong with it...seriously?? We aren't a separate species. What is a 'myn'? Nothing. What is a man or a woman? Human? Makes more sense. Sorry to pick on this but really...it's just not right and I would far rather be of huMAN identification than whatever a humyn is.
? for harmony :) i enjoy your writing very much. but why use such coarse language like you did? i know it was a mistake, but you encourage the slime here. womyn should unite and flood the blog with our true feelings.
This video is so funny it's HILLARYOUS!
http://www.minimovie.com/film-128295-Welcome%20Back,%20Clinton
The only kind of plug Jon needs is a butt plug. 'Nuff said.
Tucker,
How can you or this so-called blog even target Barbara Walters from the get go? Misogynistic swine. A pioneer in journalism. Howard Cossell got his job from her. I'm surprised no one has called "CHUBBYCHASER" (HA!) on that part of the outrage. So what if she sleeps with black men? Is that what this site is getting at? PIGS.
Jezebel's are not Pink Ladies.
@---> Hi Angel. OMG. Womyn should unite on the blog here and watch more of the two shows. xoxo
Through the looking glass me sees vaginas and scrotums without apologies having sex in the back seat of a blog.