June 14th at 7:07PM

Why People are Voting Republican

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

In case you were wondering...

 

I can't wait to see why people are voting Democrat.

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27 Comments
  1. I'm voting Democrat because I hate what Republicans have done to government.
    I could tolerate selfish motivation for getting to D.C., but not tearing up treaties, the Constitution, or the government. Pack up and leave, scallawags!

    by daringtexan June 16th at 11:15AM
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  2. I'm voting Democrat because I hate America.

    by kia June 16th at 10:31AM
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  3. I'm voting Democrat to assuage my guilt for being a white-devil.

    by kia June 16th at 10:29AM
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  4. I'm voting Democrat because that whole "personal responsibility" thing is kind of a downer.

    by kia June 16th at 10:19AM
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  5. I'm voting Democrat because I don't like hard work and want free money from the Government.

    by kia June 16th at 10:14AM
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  6. I'm voting democrat because I want to see homosexuality taught in grade school sex education classes as a solution to unchecked population growth.

    by kia June 16th at 10:06AM
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  7. "It's because they're stupid. That's why everyone does everything." - Homer J. Simpson

    by Dethanos June 15th at 4:19PM
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  8. I am sure that works into your plan.

    by Serenity June 15th at 4:08PM
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  9. @ Kia You are so sweet to consider my well being! I just might take advantage of that idea and do some soaking.

    by Harmony June 15th at 4:06PM
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  10. Harmony/Serenity... Ladies, run a nice hot bubble bath, get some of your favorite music going on the radio... plug that radio in right next to you there in the tub... you know... put it right there on the very slippery edge... right in front of all the bath items you need so that you have to reach behind it to get to those items.

    Also, to really get those bubbles going, I'd suggest using the electric hand mixer from the kitchen. It's a great way to to keep those bubbles up during a long soak, keep it handy for when the bubbles start to disappear.

    After a long day of being vacuous, you two should pamper yourselves.

    Enjoy!

    by kia June 15th at 3:46PM
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